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About Me

Hi. Hello. I'm Adam. Hi. I was born in Youngstown, Ohio and spent the early years of my life killing mountain lions in the outskirts of the city. At the age of 8, I killed my first man. Then, in a rotten slumber at the age of 15, I was sexed by a 230lb. love mess known to many businessmen as "Muchacha Hermosa Gorda". After the hypnotism and mass mail ordering, I found my place as an animator. This is what I choose and with my blood and chocolate riddled hands ... I CAN CREATE LIFE FROM NOTHING! Touching the very labia of imagination, I have become my own Doctor Frankenstien. I never look back and only look up if I look forward then down. I find sleep good and food better and sleeping with food the BEST. I think life without electricity is a stupid and worthless life. In twenty years, I will be exactly where I am SUPPOSE to be. See you there asscocks.

This profile was edited with my dick in hand

"HEEEEEEEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!"

My Interests

Animation, filmmaking, playing guitar, paranormal investigation, prop building, hot sex, a good conversation, toys, video games, shittin, downloading shit instead of paying, murder, the study of cognitive psychology and it's precise scientific view of the human psyche, and drinking cold beer on a nice day. Here's one of my 2d animations I did in college. SOAP

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I'd like to meet:

It's my cellular telephone.

"As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life."
- Garth Marenghi

Music:

I range nicely. Some examples would be Metallica, The Roots, Far, Led Zeppelin, No Doubt, Weezer, The Faint, Beatles, Massive Attack, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, Postal Service, Sinatra, Pantera, Chevelle, Simon and Garfunkel, Tool, RJD2, Thrice, System Of A Down, The Pixies, Fear Factory, Blur, Norah Jones, Incubus, The Servant, Mars Volta, P-Funk, Gorillaz, Sondre Lerche, Tenacious D... and of course... Dethklok videoklok

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Movies:

Ok, well... some of my favorites are Ghostbusters, Snatch, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Napoleon Dynamite, Halloween, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Spies Like Us, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Stripes, Iron Giant, Sky Captain, all Quentin Tarantino's movies, all the R-rated movies Robert Rodriguez made.... shit... I dunno... I like a lot of movies and I'm not gonna name them all. Ghostbusters Trailer

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Television:

Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Rocko's Modern Life, Wonder Showzen, South Park, MST3K, Ghost Hunters, Family Guy, all of Adult Swim besides the anime. I miss quality cartoons like The Real Ghostbusters, M.A.S.K., the original Transformers, the Tick... and I miss quality television shows like Fraggle Rock, Sledge Hammer, You Can't Do That On Television... Thank God for DVDs... and bittorrent.

Books:

Does Playboy count?... I like Edgar Allan Poe and I use to read those 'Scary Stories' books... I stopped reading a lot after grade school... which may sound like I'm shitty but I read an ass-load of books in grade school. I don't have time to read anymore... I'm out of college.

Heroes:

Hm. I dunno. It's either Jesus or Bill Murray. Ernie Hudson told me Bill Murray can be a dick though... so....... hmm... Johnny Vitullo. Yeah, he's the fuckin' MAN!

My Blog

Oh Christ, It's the Devil!

So I posted this on 6.6.06 as a bulletin, but since no one fuckin' reads bulletins, I decided to post it up my blog-hole. Enjoy you little fireshits. Oops, its 6.6.06. Whoopee. The devil is on vac...
Posted by Mayor McChiz on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:13:00 PST

I'll have participation with a side of balltap?

  Now I very well understand that you cant trust fast food establishments. Ive heard the horror stories from that one kid everyone knows that tells the fucked up story about McDonalds servin...
Posted by Mayor McChiz on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST

Would someone shut this bitch up

Ok... seriously .... Ellen Degeneres... I want to slap the blue off her eyeballs. Now, ok, I'm not going to make the easy lesbian comments... hey I like lesbians as much as the next guy... hell, ...
Posted by Mayor McChiz on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:06:00 PST

So this is what kids do these days...

Blog? Hm. Thank you internet. I love how so many people have those pictures of themselves, taken by themselves, with their arms in the way. Oh, and I love music too, but I don't quite get why people h...
Posted by Mayor McChiz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST