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Neil T

Here's your Tanqueray and Tonic sir, Keep em comin sweetheart, I got a long drive

About Me

Well if you know me then you have probably figured out by now that I am truly a bonafide "Scofflaw," But what you didn't already know is that I am now a "Teetotalist." This affords me many oppotunities to tell you that I am a better person than you because of it. You will probably look up "Teetotalism" just off the strength of me putting it in this blurb. I forgot that I am actually a robot zombie who needs never to sleep or eat. I really like sports and vacuuming. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

Continual conversation in which I do not let anyone else get a word in, and I believe that whatever I am saying is ultimately important.

I'd like to meet:

Have to throw in the champs: Chris Walken, Forrest Whitaker, The RZA, Scott Baio, Micheal Gross, Paul Reiser, Peter Falk, Frances McDormand, Tommy Kramer, Tyrone Corbin, Pete Redfern, paula Abdul and most of all Alan Thicke

Music:

Tool, Wu-Tang, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughn, A Perfect Circle, Mobb Deep, MN's own Bob Mutha-fing Dylan, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Albert King and Tupac Shakur RaGe BombTrack

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Movies:

True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Anything Cohen Brothers, Anything Kevin Smith, Frankenstein Unbound, Death Race 2000, Evil Alien Conquerors, Anything by Roger Corman

Television:

The Wire (If you aren't up on this you better get up on it) Weeds, Family Guy, Simpsons, Any 80's tele sitcom with strong parental influence that teach strong values and points the moral compass in the right direction

Books:

Anything with good historical content, A few takes on philisophical jargon, non-bias american history views

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Theodore Roosevelt, SGT Alvin York, Seth Macfarlane and Christopher Walken