The Evil Professor Sam - ProfilesArchive

About Me

There's not much I can tell. But I've made things (hopefully) simpler to navigate.

Here's a hand-coded table, just for the heck of it.

HTML is
the best!
YAY for tables!

My Interests

The Simpsons, Gran Turismo, Quake 3, science (I'm an evil professor, what did you think I would be into? Gardening!? Actually, killer plants just might be a good idea) ... um... stuff... and things.

I'd like to meet:

Kazunori Yamauchi, Matt Groening, Nobuo Uematsu, Michio Kaku, Hideo Kojima, Bill Gates (for the sole purpose of begging for money), probably others as well. Oh, and Domo-kun!

Chemistry Domo!

Music:

Almost anything that rocks and a bunch of stuff that doesn't rock, but nothing that sucks.
Examples include stuff you've heard of, like Metallica, Nirvana, Paul Oakenfold and even J.S. Bach. Examples also include stuff a lot of people don't know about, like the pillows, Boom Boom Satellites and Los Enanitos Verdes.

Television:

The Simpsons, Mythbusters, Conan O'Brien.
Anybody remember TechTV? I'm talkin' the old days, before it lost its soul.

Books:

Orwell's 1984... Sun Tzu's Art of War was an entertaining read... The Evil Professor Sam's Destructive Properties of Common Elements and Compounds

Heroes:

A jug of ammonium nitrate. And the old acid cabinet - how I miss that container of concentrated nitric acid.

My Blog

Research File 002-A

Research File #002-A: The Effects of Sleep Deprivation This particular research file is taking a slight departure from my usual fields of research. In contrast to earlier entries, written in the fiel...
Posted by The Evil Professor Sam on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST

Research File 001-B

Research File #001-B: The creation of sparks from metal objects scraped against abrasive surfaces at varying velocities.Notice: The following is continued data from the previous research file, Researc...
Posted by The Evil Professor Sam on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST

Research File 001-A

Research File #001-A: The creation of sparks from metal objects scraped against abrasive surfaces at varying velocities.It is common knowledge that when a metal encounters either another metal or an a...
Posted by The Evil Professor Sam on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

Sign here if...

Sign here if your Myspace.com experience has included at least one of the following: -Unnecessary lag/extreme slowness in loading pages; either ones part of myspace (such as the Myspace.com index pag...
Posted by The Evil Professor Sam on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions... 1) Q: Are you really a professor? A: Yes. I teach "Introduction to Destructive Chemicals" at the Royal Institute of Evil. 2) Q: Are you an evil...
Posted by The Evil Professor Sam on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST