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Steve

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About Me

I am Steve. I am 31. Right now, I am a bit fed up with "things". I fancy jacking the job in and going off round the world to see some sights. I fancy New Zealand mainly but am thinking of weaving my way around the globe to get there. I quite like the idea of: US/Canada - South America - Hawaii - Cook Islands - Australia - New Zealand. It will be a very loosely arranged trip...just setting off and seeing where I get to. If I like somewhere, I will stay there for a bit, if I hate somewhere, I will get the hell out and move on...

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My Interests

Snooker/pool, travelling, cinema/theatre, running/walking, gadgets 'n' gizmos, listening to my rather eclectic music collection (worth millions, I am sure), chilling with a few cold ones......

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates (I'd quite like to pick-pocket the robbing bastard too!) I would love to meet Tom Hanks and Chris Barrie ("Rimmer" from Red Dwarf and the dude out of Brittas Empire). The guy is a comic genius. But perhaps not quite as naturally talented as the funniest man alive: Lee Evans - how cool would it be to go out on the piss with him :)

But, realistically, I like meeting any new people - basically anyone funny, mad, a bit different, people who aren't full of themselves, people who like to 'eff and jeff' a bit, people who are chilled...

I would love to meet new people from all over the world....

Music:

80s, 80s, 80s all the way :) Actually I like 90s dance too. Oh and I quite enjoy 60s and 70s. Hmmm, I like pop/rock/rap/classical/reggae...hell, I like most music apart from heavy metal! I like Jimmy Somerville, OMD, Lightning Seeds, Eurythmics, M People, B-52's, Erasure, Big Audio Dynamite, Depeche Mode, Alison Moyet, Donna Summer, Human League, Elvis, Madness, Pet Shop Boys, Queen, Michael Jackson, Space, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Chemical Brothers, Scissor Sisters, Groove Armada, Jack Johnson...

And for those friends of mine that may have ever doubted that I have balls: I like S Club 7. Okay, if I am gonna confess, I have to do this properly: I f**king love S Club 7! I weeped the day they split...

This is quite interesting (and embarrassing)...I, erm, own most of these songs:

Top 50 guilty secret songs revealed! ...

Movies:

Anything with seriously good special effects. I love the Terminator films. Especially the first one. Platoon is a quality film. Probably my favourite film of all time is Groundhog Day - it's just the funiest film ever made! Closely followed by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I like anything Tom Hanks is in. Oh, and who didn't like Pulp Fiction! And (ahem) I also love watching Muppets Christmas Carol (even when it's not Christmas!) (ahem)!...

Television:

Red Dwarf, Brittas Empire, Phoenix Nights, Simpsons, News/Documentaries. I used to like Big Brother but I have promised myself I will not let any more of my summers get consumed by watching another series'......

Books:

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