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BITCH

Kiss me twice- I'm schizophrenic.

About Me

I'm hyper/midly retarded. SPaz-ish. I'm a cheap date. I've got mad ass-kickery skillz. I'm opinionated. I love people- Unless you're an idiot. I say, Heck Yes. a lot. Oh yeah, I'm a pervert. I drive a jeep, What is cooler than that? (actually, she died RIP) I have an unhealthy obsession with Tom Selleck. It scares my best friends. I love music... and I can't carry a tune. I believe I was adopted... but unfortunately I look enough like my father to believe him when he says it isn't true. You're more punk, hardcore, straightedge, emo, indie than me. Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have more tattoos. Your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Because as we all know, that's what really matters.Also, if you are a sexually confused boy who wants to have sex with meI have a news flash for ya. The kingdom of Gayland does not reside between my legs. If you are seriously confused and need recourses, email me and Ill hook you up with some info.

My Interests

Ska music. Cute Boys. Dimplies. Gwee. Extremely cute shoes. Target. Bondage- or the idea there of. Nemo. Piercings. Ninja Turtles. Porn. Midgets.Mohawks. Suicide Girls.Mood rings. Stars. Skittles. Spinning in the rain. Halloween. Tom Selleck. Boobies. New sheets. Candy of any kind. My cheesy movie collection. Bright lights, big cities. Public transportation. Sneakers. Chai tea and cigarettes. New book smell. Fall mornings. Friends, old and brand new. Cincinnati.Loud music while showering. Staying up all night. Clumsiness to the extreme. Loud friends that encourage rowdiness. Ink pens and blank paper. Downtown. Fun voicemail messages. Driving the long way home and singing.

I'd like to meet:

Most importantly- Tom Selleck. Whomever invented the vibrator. Edgar Allan Poe, Alan Watts, Angelina Jolie, and last but not least- Dane Cook.
Whats your name Holly
height 5'3"
weight Like I effing know
fav color Yellow
meat eater Sh-yeah
what do you support? Vagina
religion No Thanks
peirced? Ears, Lip
tattoo? 5- ask
animals living with you Cats- Oscar and Jacko
lefty or righty Righy
favorite thing in the whole world dancing in the rain
pot head nope
pot smoker nope
drinker sh-yeah, sometimes
alcoholic *Hiccup*
favorite book The Culture of the Counter Culture- alan watts
favorite movie monty python and the holy grail
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Music:

REEL BIG FISH Taproot Smashing Pumpkins Coal Chamber Eminem Less the Jake GOldfinger Gorillaz Mighty Mighty Bosstones Maroon 5 Black Eyed Peas Bob Marley Kidney Thieves Zebrahead THE MARS VOLTA Opeth The Black Keys Bastion Ben Folds Green Day Incubus BROKEN YOKE Justin timbaaalake MMM GOD A perfect Circle Pedro the lions Frank Sinatra The Beatles Rob Zombie Modest Mouse Counting Crows John Mayer Sonic Youth CKY Gavin Degraw Hot Hot Heat Liz Phair The Avalanches Massive Attack The Cure Weezer Tricky Static X Death Cab For Cutie

Movies:

Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Anything w/ Tom Selleck, The Notebook (its the mushy bitch in me) bahhh this is boring

Television:

South Park, Reno 911, I don't watch much Tv other than ESPN

Books:

The Culture of the Counter Culture- alan watts. Big OL' HUGE-A-MA- Favorite.

Heroes:

Gwee, and the bastard who invented playdoh.Take the quiz: "Which Dead Rock Star Are You?"

John Lennon
You are John Lennon! You're a nerd to many young and old, and loved for it too. You have influenced many different people, you and old. You have magnetism. Oh, he died in 1980 from a moron... who shot him.

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My Blog

Love... Is a Bitch.

Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all t...
Posted by BITCH on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

TV SUCKS

Everything on TV sucks:  Thank God we still have infomercials. Sarcasm? You bet. Man.. who the hell keeps these people in business?? Every infomercial has three main elements: Some amazing new ...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:35:00 PST

Jelalous much...

You are 66.67% jealous!For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.276640 people have taken this test to date. This percentage means that : "You're a clearly a jealous person."Most o...
Posted by BITCH on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:35:00 PST

Super Muslim Pantyliner Girl

<center> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/LegalizedNsanity /SuperMuslimPantyLinerVa-Gina.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> Would you believe I am bestfriends with ...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:39:00 PST

Cyber Sex... mmm.

It is amazing to me the amount of people who get online purely to "get some ass." It's sad how embarrassed I am to live in a world where people are so boring that their conversations now consist of no...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:34:00 PST

New Job, How exciting

I got a new job- i'm happy. There- I wrote something- suck my nuts.
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

Yep. It's a fact... I'm definitely in trouble.    
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sadness...

So... I recently got a part-time job helping my dad out in his Deli. Great right? Not so much. I hate the guy I work with and I feel like we have a neon sign out front that says "Red Necks WELCOME!" I...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We are the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked!

Today at work it was FOOD DAY! Can you sense the excitement in my... er, typing? The CSR department's reputation is based solely on our food day events. What is food day you ask? Well, it's a hillbill...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Art of one night stands

Now, the art of break-up is important. After all, it is so easy to pick up woman. Yes you can use your cheesy pick-up line. Heck, if you go to a bar at closing time where Im from, you can just approa...
Posted by BITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST