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clemency

About Me

yes, it is

My Interests

failing

I'd like to meet:

masochistic midget seeks peers for mud wrestling and gin baths. own hair and teeth an advantage.

Music:

dolly parton, the raconteurs, blondie, the jam, perverted disco, breakbeat, country casuals, cotton mouth, timmy mallet, eva cassidy, jellyroll, abba, the who, juliette and the licks,

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, twin town, donnie darko, casino, kill bill, true romance, shaun of the dead, ring of bright water (i went for a curry the other night. i had a chicken tarka. its like a tikka only otter)

Television:

takeshis castle...everything else is a big waste of time

Books:

catch 22, cider with rosie, anything by hunter s thompson, charlottes web, one flew over the cuckoos nest, a clockwork orange, brave new world, the highway code

Heroes:

hunter s thompson, terry gilliam, keith moon, hannah megee, james collit, gavin bowern

My Blog

click to purchase glastonbury tickets

its sunday. its 10.52am. its another morning wasted hunched over a fucking keyboard grunting and sweating in a double click wank frenzy in the pursuit of festival tickets. i have run out of swear word...
Posted by clemency on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST

down on the farm

this morning i woke up in a field ...this is not unusual. but the fact it was legal, didnt involve a festival, mushrooms, rohypnol or gemma whittel, is. oh god, ive gone rural. having recently returne...
Posted by clemency on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

jobseeker

I have to be there at 1pm so working backwards Id have to leave at midday, allow an hour for getting ready and half an hour for staring at the ceiling with my hand down my knickers, reassuring myself ...
Posted by clemency on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST