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Valentino Dracula

the man you love to hate. then hate to love.

About Me

I work with the mentally disabled/ mentally retarded. I sing for , The Belgraves.I just started a band called the Winter dance Party. we are so going to kill you if the belgraves havent already.The Belgraves are on my friends list(even though they arent my friends) And the Winter Dance Party wants me to be Friendlier.I like to write and once attempted painting but im my own worst critic, i even slapped myself. I like to go to thrift stores and buy things i dont need, like a kool aid man clock. I once saved a baby from drowning, i like people who read. I hate people who dont. I wish sometimes people i dont like, didnt breathe so much. I like foreign films, and seem to not like so much the domestic ones. I can tell you stories, but you wouldnt believe them. send news , nude pictures complaints to : [email protected]
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Tony Clifton,Robert JOhnson,James dean,Bruce Lee, Marilyn Monroe,Harpo Marx,Clara Bow,Pontius Pilate,Marquis De Sade,Marie Curie,Elvis,Buddy Holly,Andy Kaufman,John Brown,Charles Starkweather,, leonard cohen , and your Maker

Music:

Recent Playlists For Feb.. The Dwarves,Monkeytown,Frank Black,Tom Waits,Screeching Weasel,Sloppy Seconds,The Everly Brothers,Leonard Cohen,Nwa/Dr.Dre,Stiff little Fingers March : Pixies, Bowie, T-rex,Velvet Goldmine soundtrack, April: Ramones, Babes in toyland,Oldies, Klaus Nomi ..... May: its METAL month! Mega Death, old Metallica,Iron Maiden,B.O.C,Anthrax----Also Rasputina,Mitch Hedburg,Morrissey,Violent Femmes JUNE: Cranberries, and cant remember. JULY: Dion,My Dying Bride,Plasmatics,Stiff little Fingers!,Crass. Aug-Sept-Oct: Doo-Wop, Red Elvises,Leonard Cohen,Fear Nov:Marianne Faithful ,Concrete Blonde , THe new Monkeytown Dec: Chixxdiggit !!! MOre Leonard Cohen,Birth day PartyLately: Deaths Greatest hits. is the best fucking thing ive listened to in a long time!!!! ANd antony more 60s girl group stuff. Iron Maiden. Exciter. Girl in a coma, The winter dance party Demo (to nit pick) Ween, The bands im starting a comp with: Scary Merrie,Josh Bond, The white coffin terror________

Movies:

david Lynch (anything) Girl on the Bridge,The Wanderers,Mst 3000,Space Ghost,The little Rascals (the old ones),Near Dark,The Boys next Door,Crispin Glover (anything),Nekromantik, Velvet Goldmine, Movies I saw recently Feb. My own Private Idaho , Bill Hicks (sane man) April: SIN CITY!!!!! May: Revenge of the Sith, Kung fu Hustle June-July-Aug-Sept: Six String Samurai (i finally own it!) Good Times,Cromartie High School,Queen(live) Corpse Bride Oct NOv Dec : KIng Kong , Walk The Line, Leave it to Beaver season one Kids in the Hall, MUNICH (awesome): Devil and Daniel JOhnston, SHut up and sing, Old BOy. Brain Damage

Television:

I only use it to play dvds or the occasional 8 bit agenda. Reality shows are for people who have no reality, and ill watch The country music station to laugh my ass off,and everytime i think it wont get anymore ridiculous and un-country like, guess what? It fucking does, ahh you neon bumpkins,you kill me. Oh and dont laugh too hard BET, you have some stupid shit yourself.

Books:

HARLAN ELLISON, Marquis de sade,S.E. hinton,Beverly Cleary,Rod Serling ,crime and punishment,Celebrity Skin, Judy Blume. Jack Kerouac Daniel Pinkwater ------ Scary Stories to tell in the Dark: because its Classic.music biographies, True crime

Heroes:

John Brown, Bruce Lee, Harpo And Nick Cave . Don Herbert ,Bill HIcks. Meatloaf,Rudy Ray Moore, my non-existent biological father for staying the fuck away from me.Tracey Pew of the birthday party, he would read great books and scatter playboys around his room to look ignorant.

My Blog

Grammys for the sTupidest lyrics!!!!!!!!!

Every other   day while your  driving, or shopping at the mall with your little bad ass self, you sometimes dont stop humming, something called, corporate brainwashing, better known as ...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

PIss and random thoughts Part 2

PIss and  Demon  thoughts.     Part 2   Ok. i can be a dick sometimes. heres some examples: When im at the gas station putting gas in my car, i like to spill soda al...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

3rd time's a Harm

 Applause. (PInk's " Im  coming   up "    song  ,as   intro)              &n...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:52:00 PST

Piss and Random Dracula Thoughts

Whenever its quiet and i get a chance to think, i think. Usually while im urinating  i get good ideas, which leads me to the assumption   that im not only ridding my body of wastes and ...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:00 PST

God is a fucking Prick

Ok  im gonna say it. The  Katrina  disaster . So  all the refugees  and  what not, i dont  know if  i feel sympathy  anymore. So  there was a lad...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:02:00 PST

People who should die.!!!!!!!!

Every other day i think of people or  bands who should die. I will post some from time to time, if you have suggestions , send me a message.Heres some people and how they should die............
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace Comedy Second Cumming,.........

Announcer,"Ladies and  Gentlemen , more random acts of  comedic violence.....Ruben Mclaughlin!"   audience  applause.  ........Hey  everyone, thanks  for &...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Say you ........a true story!

 Wed   June  16      ---------------------- -----------------------------------------------Ok, so  i was  going to  take a nap  yes...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

myspace 10 minute comedy special

Ladies and gentle men, hello and welcome to my first 10 minute sitdown comedy special.Its called sit down because i rarely stand up and type (unless im at work looking at porn,and need to ...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pope , Terry Shaivo, and Hedburg and Me

This is my final say-so on these matters....... TERRY SHAIVO There was talk that she had "told "her husband that she did not want life support.There was no proof, only what her husband said and f...
Posted by Valentino Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST