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Evan

She's fucked, I'm ready, and the Goddamn show must go on!

About Me

The Super Hipster
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Pretty much I am a super hipster. I give my heart to God every day. Awesome. I live in the University District of Seattle. One bedroom, one dog, one rat, and possibly one roomate. oooooooooooh. I go to the UW and am majoring in psychology. I hope to be on a stage or in a psychologist's office (mine) someday. I am not the worst faker by far dude. All of the beauty is generally wasted. And, Momma's playin' a trick on you.Favorite Quotes: 1. It is better to regret something you have done, then something you haven't.2. Date you? No, it's not possible.3. I can't possibly have any more friends. I'll let you know when one dies.4. You can't throw mud without somehow getting some on yourself.5. Two tears in a bucket...mother fuck it! 6. You see, human beings are designed for many things, but lonliness isn't one of them. 7. Life is a journey; one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.
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.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 70% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
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My Interests

Coffee, poetry, writing, singing, movies, reading, dancing, laughing, books, kissing!, good conversation, life, art, plays, musicals, running, biking, swimming, hiking!, Yoga--siddha, God, Amma, snuggling. danse music
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I'd like to meet:

Someone smart, funny, attractive, and compatible. I want someone who I can learn with and from. Someone romantic, and someone who's life doesn't revolve around alcohol and partying. "Alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts" need not apply. Oh and Bill W.Some random in my bathroom. I told her not to, but she said all the cool people were doing it! I think she stole my makeup too...

Music:

Hawksley Workman, Kurt Elling, The Books, The Faint, Rock of the 80's, Chopin, Fergie, Jo Jo, Bridget Jone's Soundtrack, Petey Pablo, Gavin Degraw, Nickel Creek, Sarah Mac, Good Charlotte, Scissor Sisters, Tina Turner, Dragonette, Telepop Music, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Maroon 5, Scissor Sisters, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Kelly Clarkson, Dresden Dolls, Sufjan Stevens, Damien Rice, Rufus Wainwright, Regina Spektor, Missy Higgins, Cloud Cult, Uffie, Tracy Chapman, Yolanda Adams, Ingrid Michaelson, Fine Frenzy, The Knife, Kate Nash, Figurines, Peaches, Yelle, Kumisolo, Pink Martini, Broken Spindles, Emily Simon, Camille, No Kids, Stereo Lab, Spoon, Feist, Kate Havenvik, Radiohead, Iggy Pop, Teddy Bears, Bossboss, Kumi Solo, O.lamm, Bonnie Raitte, Tina Turner, Yael Naim..
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Movies:

Bridget Jones...both, Waking Life, Twister, Contact, Independence Day, Sweet Home Alabama, Stigmata, Finding Nemo, Queer as Folk, Center Stage, Camp, Gladiator, The Birdcage, Amelie, White Oleander, Rachel and Evan's History of AP US, Double Jeopardy, Someone Like You, Princess Bride, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Miss Congeniality, The Devil Wears Prada, Panic Room, The Day After Tomorrow, Fried Green Tomatoes, Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Independence Day, The Color Purple, The Notebook, Saw 1, 2, 3, Die Hard. I am obsessed with movies so the list goes on and on and on.

Television:

Law and Order SVU, Queer Eye, Project Runway, CSI (regular), news, SCI FI, Discovery, House, LOST!, Desperate Housewives

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Generation X, Dry, Running with Scissors, Party Monster, Midnight in the Garden, A Queer Reader, A Boys Own Story, Latter Days, Rainbow Boys and High and Road, Anything by Dean Koontz, Boy Meets Boy, Harry Potter, The Devil Wears Prada, From the Corner of His Eye, Eat, Pray, Love

Heroes:

James St. James, Bridget Jones, Miranda Priestly--at least in the movie, Corinne

My Blog

My naked ass and how to see it.

I want an apartment that is up so high and that is so secluded I can walk around naked all day long and not worry if someone is going to see my white ass. I guess the only thing I would have to worry ...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:33:00 PST

Enough status updates for a long time.

Evan drinks wine and directs an imaginary symphony at his deskEvan listens to Brahms Cello Sonata E Minor and dances as if he were on stage in New York, performing a ballet that would break and mend p...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:58:00 PST

A love story, DRAFT

Today the universe exploded.Into a thousand statements of affectFalling down like stars into a puddleEach with equal chords struck from the human sectEveryone is muddled in that mortar; emotions befud...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:04:00 PST

We are one

"The sun shines down, and its image reflects in a thousand different pots filled with water. the reflections are many, but they are each reflecting the same sun. Similarly, when we come to know who we...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:37:00 PST

Unfinished in the silence

Its all the sameThe voices inside and outIts always the same screamingAnd yelling in that torrid Om.I don't have a solid rockGo ahead and tell me you'll leave againCause its all a merry go round in th...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST

Close your eyes

Close your eyes, let go, and don't open them until you believe.Evan
Posted by Evan on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST

It all transpired on a Sunday

sounded like a good title to something.
Posted by Evan on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:40:00 PST

Person Quote

"You can never know someone through the lips of another individual."
Posted by Evan on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:25:00 PST

An Exotic Beauty

An exotic beauty With lip gloss and eyeliner Attempting to walk out of duty But slithering inside all the time   Your lips, sweet with antifreeze A delicious poison A cool breeze runs throu...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

Heart Quote

"Beauty lies in the constant expansion of the heart. Do not try and stunt its growth simply because you have been taught that a heart breaks and becomes damaged. It's propensity for warmth i...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST