John Mayer Adam Levine |
John Mayer and Adam Levine wow
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Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Chain of FOOLS |
CHAIN,CHAIN,CHAIN, CHAIN OF FOOLS.
To all my dear friends, thank you SO much for all the chain letters you sent me in 2003. If it weren't for you I might be dead ... or worse! Here are just a few o...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Drunk |
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married |
12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because t...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dirty Minds |
First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in ...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Alzheimer's Test |
Alzheimer's Test --
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> Count the "F's" in the following text:
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> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
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> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
>
> IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
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> EXPERIENCE OF YE...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
True or False |
TRUE OR FALSE
*Can you guess which of the following are true or false? The answers can be
found below!
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred H...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
