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About Me

I'm a contained EXPLOSION! I'm always waiting for trouble to errupt which ussually involves me banned or jumping fences. Oh the days of dumpster diving and rock'n'roll are upon us. I want adventure and I can take you to the troubled spot just behind the lime light lounge. Lets go! ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

Weight lifting, Running, Dancing, (cough cough) exotic dancing, Horror movies, Outdoors activities (Country fun), Listening to music, Writing, Eating captain crunch in my underoos, Hacky sack, Eating, general activities, hostile take overs, "family guy", drag shows, tequilla sunrises in mexico (looking forward to the future everyday), rain storms, feeding the ducks, duct tape, oranges, Practicing the Baby makin' motion, is anyone still reading this?...

I'd like to meet:

Your mom! I hear she's great.

Music:

I listen to just about everything. Of course I went through the big rude girl faze, to punker girl, R&B, blues, electronica, anything goes whether its...Bob Marley, Busta Rhymes, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, The Doors, Tech Nine, NIN, Limp Bizkit, Norah Jones, BB King, The Flaming Lips (gotta support the locals)pretty much everything!......because lets not forget about old Shania Twain with her "Man, I feel like a woman!" All you need is rythm to reason through the good and the bad. It's all about mood and music helps me achieve and conquer everyday. Music surrounds us everyday from the elevators droning jibberism to the old black woman that sings those heart felt hymms at the local laundry mat. Listen.

Movies:

I love Horror movies, but my favorite musical of all time has to be "Rocky Horror Picture show" there's just something about the way that Tim Curry rocks that whole outfit that's beautiful. I'm also a big fan of foreign films and yes I read the closed captioning! Hooray for reading kids!

Television:

Not a whole lot of tv, mostly "Adult Swim" though...I guess?...Oh yeah! and monster garage, I would definately call Jesse James daddy any day. Also a total history nerd, modern marvels rocks my ass off.

Books:

I enjoy mostly classics such as "Dante's- Inferno", "Ralph Ellison's- Invisible Man", "F. Scott Fitzgeralds- Great Gatsby". But hey there's nothing wrong with Dr. Suess and of course everyone should read the Bible also known as "The Ethical Slut" by Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt what an innovation to modern day relationships and dating.

Heroes:

My Father.

My Blog

Breathe In

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! I can breathe again. Inhale exhale the smooth air fills my silent lungs, caressing my throbbing heart. I can feel my body hug itself. I am safe in ...
Posted by Black Onyx on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

The best holiday ever!

I think that St. Patty's day should be considered a national holiday. Everyone could play there own part in the celebration. From the mail man to the hippie it shall be known as the holies...
Posted by Black Onyx on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

21 and banned for LIFE!

Ok so last weekend was my 21st birthday, which in case I need to remind any of you; only happens once. And of course like a good little legal I was drunk as a irish catholic preist on sunday aft...
Posted by Black Onyx on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST

Happy "National Day of the Mentally Disabled"

So it was only in perfect order that it so happens to be the National Day of the Mentally Disabled because I do believe that I may work with one...During my usually boring and droning proceedures in m...
Posted by Black Onyx on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:23:00 PST

Over and over

Its time to throw things all back together. Just as they were. The house is a mess, the mission seemingly in vain. But there's still time for a quick pic-or maybe I'll win the lotter...
Posted by Black Onyx on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 06:06:00 PST

All or nothin' class

Dam-o...cough cough....it's been a rough couple of weekends. Reaggafest was a marvelous adventure as always. ::Note to self:: stop standing by the drunken middle aged idiots. There w...
Posted by Black Onyx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?

Sometimes things just don't happen exactly like they are supposed to...It's like trying to mold mashed potatoes into a sculpture of the thinker, but the heat only melts the butter and leaves you with ...
Posted by Black Onyx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My puppy is illiterate!

I don't know what it is that keeps me running this pace. Might I blame age? or is it pure lunacy that compels me to torture myself with unrest. I feel like I'm always running from one plac...
Posted by Black Onyx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fin indeed ladies and gentlement.

Oh by the way did I mention that I am nobody's puppy. Oh yeah, I think I have mentioned that. I refuse to be someones constant play thing. I entertain myself and no one else. I...
Posted by Black Onyx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summertime and the livin is easy...

Somehow, every year, I seem to forget how the summer rain feels ; like hot laughter slipping through a sieve of cool nostalgia. The tiny droplets burning into my body spark the adventures past a...
Posted by Black Onyx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST