About Me
I'm 28 (or I've been 19 for 9 years as I like to look at it! - plus I still get ID'd), I live in Central London and my life currently reads as a series of rejections, failures and alcohol fueled misadventures!
I love music and listen to it pretty much every waking minute, even when I'm watching TV or DVDs. I listen to and play many styles including pop, rock, alternative, grunge, emo, classical, hip-hop, funk, soul and jazz. I've been playing the bass guitar for 6 years, although in my time I've played violin (to grade 5), recorder, piano, lead guitar & rhythm guitar (both for 6 years) and clarinet. Oh yeah, and I have been know to DJ (as far a field as Hong Kong and South Africa, and supporting acts such as Rodney P, Fingathing, Adam F, Jehst, Trevor Nelson, Lemar, Lady Sovereign, Blade, The X-Ecutioners and many more) and I used to produce music and DJ (as my alias Joe Lung ). I also used to run a night called [Beats]iality , join our group here .
I am far too spontaneous for my own good, and I sure there are many people my age with the whole wife, kids and mortgage thing that would tell me I need to grow up, but that doesn't look that likely anytime soon. Example - I recently spent my £340 rent money on a Louis Vuitton wallet (f*ck knows why), went out on the piss, and lost it (along with all my cards). Clever. (Bring back those days, Christ, I pay that amount of rent fortnightly now)
I am also an expert in the art of losing mobile phones. My personal best was 14 in one month back in 2002, which includes a day when I lost 4! My total since 1997 is somewhere between 50 and 60, although I'm yet to lose 1 sober or get 1 robbed (as far as I can remember - which aint far).
Another of my favourite pass times is waking up in random places after drinking silly amounts of booze. Prime examples of this would include waking up in a lift in a hotel in Hong Kong at 4pm, I'd been unconcious in there since 8am apparently and when I woke there was a family of very frieghtened oriental folk huddle in 1 corner, whilst I had the rest to myself! Another example was waking up on the roof of a high rise block of flats in Leeds, I was 12 storeys up and covered in anti-climb paint. I was completely locked in by a 6ft+ fence covered in barbed-wire, it took 4 hours to get down, so God only knows how the fuck I got up there after a bottle of gin!! I was recently reminded of an occasion when I woke up under a brick wall in York. By all account I was trying to leave a party via the back yard, must have tried to scale the wall, it couldn't handle it, and decided to to collaps on top of me, knocking me unconscious, only to be woken up in the morning by the house owner!! Another quality night... My personal favourite was waking up on my mum's lawn, with my house keys in the front door - she does not know this, so keep it to yourself!!
This week I have mostly been listening to:
name: Blak Geoff
birthdate: 8th March 1978
birthplace: Kingston-upon-Hell
current location: Marylebone, Westminster
eye color: Very Dark Brown
hair color: Black
height: 5'10"
piercings: 3
Tatoos: On the way...
Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: Eat shit
FAVORITES
Food: African / Indian / Vegetarian
Candi: Dont eat it
Number: 176
Color: Black / Dark Grey
Animal: Leopard (they can carry 2wice their body-weight vertically up trees to eat)
Drink: Innocent Smoothies
Alcohol Drink: Lager
Letter: G
Body Part on Opposite Sex: Face, then ass and thick legs.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dont drink it
McDonalds or Burgerking: Dont eat that shit
Strawberry and Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Herbal Tea (hot)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. I dont eat chocolate
Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Creme: Neither
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Rock: Both
Summer or Winter: Summer!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Both
Lights on or off: Off
YoUr...
Bedtime: When I pass out
Most missed memory: The last 15 years!
Best phyiscal feature: Thats not for me to say
First thought waking up: Water
Goal for this year: To pay off my credit cards
Best Friends: In no particular order:Tron, Jed 1ho4, V-Man, Darkside, Baines, Stani, Dunny, Fresh, Kat, Aaron, Matman, Sinical, The Beak, Jimmy Nichols, Mr Martian, Burnside, The Edger, Lopez, O'Donnell, Maya, Jamie Mac, Jamie P, Karen R, Dougie, Cheryl, Ashley, Geddy, G Pop, Mr Alterskye, Dizzle, Lawrence, Lix, Emo Fran, Tunnicliffe, Bender, Choll, Ray Face, Charlie Pink, Lucy Pink, Fran Fru, Blade, Rich Moore, and many more...
Favorite movie: Stir Crazy (amongst many others)
Fears: Loosing a testicle in a knife fight with my mother!!
Heritage: 100% Ghanaian blood flowing through these veins
Longest Relationship: 6 Months!!
Current Crush: Hmmm. No comment (although if Avril Lavigne reads this she should message me immediately!)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes (everything from water to petrol)
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Wigga please.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Cheated on someone: No
Been cheated on: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever gone streaking: Yes (but I didn't know about it till the next day)
Ever skinny dipped: As above
Ever kissed opposite sex: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown / Any
Favorite Hair Color: Dark Brown / Any
Short or Long: Either, if it suits them.
Height: Shorter than me
Style: Emo lol / Any (if i suits them)
Looks or Personality: Looks (they're all psycho's anyway lol)
Hot or Cute: Cute, definately
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Hmmm. 1 big 1.
What country do you want to visit: USA again / Ghana again / Hong Kong again
How do you want to Die: As painfully and slowly as possible. Soon.
Been to the Mall lately: Not for a while, its full of hood-rats, why?
Open Minded: Yep
Health Freak: Yep
Do you think your attractive: No.
Believe in Yourself: Not any more.
Want to go to College: Been to too many already!
Do you smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Want to get Married: Yes, but there's no chance she'd agree to it!
Do you want Children: As above.
Hate anyone: Myself - with a passion.
Are you Happy: Not even close
Bored Easily: No
Bad Tempered: No
How many times have u farted today: 3
End this survey with a quote: That was a complete waste of time!
Just some of my favourite albums and artists: (not in any particular order)