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Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Sean Campbell and I do not want you to like me.
Lyrics may be a tad cheesy but I fucking love them and this song so... Have It
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Ok so am getting really excited as the first chapter of the ATD story is finishing up and I've decided to write the track listing (so far), this may mean something to some of you and fuck all to others but here it is
PART 1:Jade Never
1)Right Or Wrong(Regret)
2)Happiness Is So 2005(You're So 2006)
3)Setting Fire To Paper Planes
4)Forever Aint That Long
5)I Never Saw The Angel
6)Your Last Mistake
PART 2:Brooke Broken
7)I Can't Call This Home
8)Make Of It What You Will
9)Mixed Messages And Second Guesses
10)I.R.V.I.N.E (Inevitable Re-occurance Versus Imagining Never Even)
11)Don't Smile At The Start Of The Second Verse, You Were Never That Important 12)In Loving Memory
Part 3:Switchblade Romance
13)The Ballad Of Brooke Broken
14)-
So yeah I could go on for years about how I'm individual and shit and don't fuck with me like everyone else seems to but if you know me then you'll know that it's all down hill from here, I am shy as fuck until I get drunk then I can actually interact with these things we call people but if a stranger speaks to me what am I supposed to say i don't know you, girls annoy me because well they always seem to end up like arseholes if you're not let me know but I won't believe you (kidding on sweetie)
I Love When someone Plays Awkward Scenes well, The word Ginormous, Girls who are good looking but in an idiosyncratic way, Machine gun drumming like at the start of Gorerotted "Gagged, Shagged and bodybagged", strained vocals, the bit in "Road To Joy" by Bright Eyes when Conor sings "sometimes that's just the most comfortable place", Myself (Am no gonnae lie, I do), Alkaline Trio especially The Skiba- The man can do no wrong, weak vocals, Playing the Cathouse, The Bow, Jack and Bru ohhhhhhhhh yes, El Caverno, Avril Lavigne obviously, The Cuthbert (Elisha that is), Angel face Mischa Barton, Tara Reid and that Lauren girl from American Beauty and the geek's voice that whole raspy and seductive quality,my friends,lyrics if they are done well can make you totally... i don't know, sort of nostalgic, regretful or happy i suppose.
I Hate Russel Fuckin' Brand, Jack "Look at me I can shout and get naked and it's all I can do and all these idiots keep swallowing my shit like it's fucking caviar" Black, Hawthorne Heights, Most welsh bands for some reason bar Manics, Lord Of The Rings ohh Yee fuckin'ha hairy footed short arses wondering about a moor for three bastart hours, Star wars, Kids that think they're punk as fuck and say oh down with corporations then smoke, fuckin idiots, smoking when cunts blow it in ma face, for some reason when people wear the t-shirt of the band they are going to see to the gig, how fake the King Kong movie looked I mean spending that much money it should look half way decent.
Baby, I know you hate it when I call you that/ But it's the only word that half-describes the way you're acting tonight
Because I, I don't want to run/ And don't come back again, we could have avoided this/ Five desperate hours pass and now we know the truth/ That I can't learn to love you
So desperate I can taste it Wishing things were different But still I cannot change Run, and don't look back again There's nothing left to see These empty months have proved my inability to treat you like you deserve to be treated/ But then you can't expect me to change who I amSo from now on I will not leave myself open to needing someone/ And trust is not the answer That's just what we do when we can't stand to be alone again

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you say this is your life, but where is mine?
Barely conscious in the door where you stand/ Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes its demands/ You laugh at every word trying hard to be cute/ I almost feel sorry for what I'm going to do/ And your hair smells of smoke Who will cast the first stone? You can sin or spend the night all alone
You're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start/ If you let me have my way I swear I'll tear you apart
Money 2 Burn
So here he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance a half measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible. I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing. Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?

My Interests

Holy Fuck I love her even more now

I can't bear the thought of losing,/ I dread the attention winning brings and ever since the day I came here I can stand without your strings/ I'm so sick of all these people/ but I'm scared to be alone/ and if this life has taught me anything/ I forgot it long ago

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like To Fuck:
Avril Lavigne^^

Adam Lazzara^^

Elisha Cuthbert^^

Mischa Barton^^

Avril ^(Again)^

Matt Skiba^^
And I'd give up forever to touch you/ 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow/ You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment/ And all I can breathe is your life/ 'Cause sooner or later it's over/ I just don't want to miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me/ 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand/ When everything's made to be broken/ I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming/ Or the moment of truth in your lies/ When everything feels like the movies/ And you bleed just to know you're alive

Music:

It's just a matter of time Then we all go away to a better place I'm told It all sounds well and fine But without you around I feel nothing but cold
Made a C.D. last week and it's all I've been listening to so here it is...
Abigail Williams- The Evolution Of Elohim
Walls Of Jericho- There's No I In Fuck
30 Seconds To Mars- Attack
Dr. Dre Ft. Snoop Dogg- Next Episode
Belphegor- Vomit Upon The Cross
Madina Lake- One Last Kiss
Hit The Lights- Bodybag
Exit Ten- Resume, Ignore
Death Cab For Cutie- A Lack Of Colour
All That Remains- This Calling
Johnny Cash- One
Waterdown- Receiver
Evergreen Terrace- New Friend Request
Arma Angelus- Sir Ender
Alkaline Trio- Hating Every Minute
Better Than Ezra- Porcelain
Flickerstick- Beautiful
Thebleedingalarm- Remembering The Romance
The Juliana Theory- If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?

Movies:

Etenal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind,I don't care what you say but this is the best film ever, it's class, there are so many lines in that film I wish I'd said first.

Television:

The O.C, Scrubs, My Wife and Kids, That 70's Show, Fitba, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Dirty Sanchez, Barrio 19, South Park, Conspiracy shows and other shite.

Books:

None Really although I did think Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was class and the Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV Graphic novel was pretty cool but thats about it.
I'm Usually too drunk or playing Guitar to read

Heroes:

Matt Skiba, Conor Oberst, All my friends and Especially my Uber sexy band mates Paul"P.D.file"Duncan, Morgandorfer and Caki

My Blog

Lyrics to Jade Never

Thought I'd write in some more ATD lyrics. God the things we do when there is nothing else to do(decide for yourself if that was a dig at certain people haha). Well this is the first part of the first...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

2006-My Year In Brief

I'm pretty (well we all know that haha) pretty bored I mean so I thought I'd write shit about last year... Who cares I know but thats the full point of this site say might as well. Me- ...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

Mixed Messages And Second Guesses

So I've missed the point right? You Said mine was a mess, well yours is always nice But it's changed since the last time I saw you It's Shorter now isn't it? Yeah I Thought So You Said That "When I Th...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

"All My Favourite Singers Have Stolen All Of My Best Lines"

So These two bands are my favourite lyric writers and i thought i'd share the ones i'm liking just now Alkaline Trio "Jaked On Green Beers"It's been a long time since I've been close to youIt's been a...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

9/11 Some unanswered questions

HERE ARE SOME ANSWERED QUESTIONS REGARDING THE EVENTS SURROUNDING 9/11why can you see explosions shooting from the building up to 50 ft below the impact as it falls? why were there hotspots of molten ...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:12:00 PST

Some pissed of musings

Right i'm a bit pissed off so i just thought i'd vent Why do people always seem to grow a set of balls when they are on myspace Why do "Friends" very seldom seem that way it's only usually best frien...
Posted by Jade Never [setting fire to paper planes] on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST