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Glenda

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About Me

CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR----love jokes, funny cartoons, funny stories, stand up comedy..anything that makes me laugh..

My Interests

movies, books, museums, libraries, long walks, music and art, poetry, literature, internet, tetris

I'd like to meet:

myspace friends who like to send jokes to make me laugh or send funny emails about sex and poop.

Music:

Sweetest Thing by U2

Movies:

Buddy Boy{1999}, Notes on a Scandal{2006}

Television:

the L Word, Big Love

Books:

The Man Who Loved Children by Christina Stead {1940}

Heroes:

Ray Bradbury

My Blog

Gandhi quote-thanks Jeremy

They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me; then they will have my dead body, not my obedience.
Posted by Glenda on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

word for the day-wordsmith

wordsmith--NOUN--- An expert on words....a person, as a journalist or novelist, whose vocation is writing.   ORIGIN  -1895-1900, {word + smith }
Posted by Glenda on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

what about a 32 year old??

some 32 yr old guy sent me an email , wanting to know if i would mess with a 32 year old........................does anyone have anything interesting to say???...does anyone know how to introduce hims...
Posted by Glenda on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

what i have learned

u can't force someone to love you...all u can do is stalk them and hope that one day , they break down and give u an hour long mercy fuck.
Posted by Glenda on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

ya know what i hate about marriage??

when u just got done fucking a married man and he suddenly says, "i just realized i love my wife..i can't do this again.."...i mean, he should have thought of that before he stuck his cock in my pussy...
Posted by Glenda on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

ya know what i hate about marriage??

when your spouse falls in love with someone else and u are just sittin there, feeling like a fool........like, "now where do i go???...should i still make meatloaf for a man who loves another woman??....
Posted by Glenda on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

menopause diary

well, i am having a period today...just a pretty normal one so far.....had to go to Walgreens and buy some tampons....let's see, i am officially 49 years and 6 months old, as of June 8th....half way t...
Posted by Glenda on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

Zena's Rush

Zena lied in the bed next to Victor and he grabbed her breasts passionately.  He kissed her mouth over and over again&&&&..Then he pulled her pantyhose down and off of her legs&he kissed her feet...
Posted by Glenda on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:36:00 PST

ya know what i hate about marriage??

when people u really want to fuck are married and they reject u cuz they are afraid they will get caught...man, what is more important, my orgasm , or someone's stupid marriage, that will pr...
Posted by Glenda on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST

word for the day--surreal

..>  ..>surreal-adjective ..> having the disorienting, hallucinatory quality of a dream; unreal; fantastic..> ...
Posted by Glenda on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST