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Nightmare on CrossCreek

kill the man, become the monster

About Me

the last old skoolin grease ball left. i love my hot rods. cool cars, fast cars, and faster women!!!! i am a concieted, arrogant bitch. i look better, i fight harder, and i go longer than the wannabe hommies in WV. my name is John Zachary Zink, you call me anything but zack and i'll kick your ass(deal), stink works too. uh i really love alcohol,JACK to be specific, i'm a big fan of almost any drugs. reality sucks so i stay in my technicolor world, mushroom season is heaven, i'm emotionally wrecked, mentally unstable, and basically worthless. i'm working on my 1958 BUICK SPECIAL, yeah 58, way cooler than you. ummm, if anybody wants me to add something to my profile, i'll probably do it. so here it is in a nutshell- 1 cocky white boy, house trained, has all shots, very friendly and loves to cuddle, free to a good home!

My Interests

i love old cars, blood, chrome, bloody old cars covered in chrome ,custom fabrication, frame building, street rodding, old school car shows,women, beer, fighting always,anything besides west virginia, philosophy,alchemy, physics, self worship, fear and loathing and GODDAMN I LOVE WHISKEY!

I'd like to meet:

my inner child and someone who could finally kick my ass

Music:

heavy fuckin metal, METAL!!!!, bloody metal, anything aggressive enough to chew someones head off without knowing it!!!

Movies:

any 50's based movies, car movies, horror!!!, thrillers, drug movies, alot of b-rated stuff, cheesy dumb movies, anything with alot of blood, stuff with great kill scenes, anything about drinkin too much

Television:

i can't afford fuckin TV!!!!! plus my mama said televisions the devil!!!

Books:

1958 buick repair and maintenance manuel, the idiots guide to being cooler than you, how to steal your girlfriend(i'm also the author)

Heroes:

donkey lips, carson daly, mustain, kurdt d, henrey rollins, henrey winkler, bill clinton, ME stupid!!!, stallone, george barris, tank abbott, chuck liddell, monson, diego "nightmare" sanchez, jeremy horn, and yes tito too.