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Samantha James

I am here for Friends

About Me

I graduated with a triple-major from Standferd, Hartferd, and Emeyetee. I did my undergrad at Greenviel Elem, Yail and the DMV. Driving skills? I have an SUV for my safety, not yours. Social skills? I don't have more than one drink, but I have perfected the art of pretending I'm drunk (see bull riding picture). I make friends at the bar and dinner at home. Sometimes cookes. I believe shopping fixes everything and that happiness is contagious. I once spent a long summer near a port-a-potty, and if you read my blog you will know why this is unacceptable. When I'm not at work I enjoy spending time with my true love, The Mall. I love my friends because they understand "54321" and the movie Dirty Love. I'm genetically skinny, and I don't apologize for it. I like to eat and I do it a lot. I have too many pairs of high heels and if you ask me how I walk in them I will tell you the truth, I can't walk in flats. I can ride a dirt bike in heels. Double-sided sticky tape does not work, boob jobs do. I'm 100% natural because saline is organic. I have been skydiving twice, yes I got the video. I enjoy camping as long as we check into a hotel every 48 hours. I have a dog that is larger than me, and her name is Gemma. She is named after a girl I knew who did steroids. I have another animal who may be a dog, but its debatable. We named him John because that's not really a dog's name, and we're not really sure he's a dog. Jenn has a video of me lip-syncing Madonna when I was 13. I'll do just about anything to make you laugh, so bring it on.

My Interests

Movies:

My home remodeling project.

Television:



DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

Books:

I was on the Discovery Channel's Web site trying to get my hands on a monkey when my cell phone rang. --Chelsea Handler~~Nothing says "Oops" like sweatpants and heels.

Heroes:

datman studios was here wl4

My Blog

Things guys have actually said to us (don't be on this list)...

Alright, gentlemen, we love ya, but if you've ever had a woman tilt her head slightly sideways, look at you with bewilderment, and blink twice in confusion (this is typically followed by an excus...
Posted by Samantha James on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST

Maybe your mother didn't tell you....

Don't date a man who doesn't know why he does things.  Things like peeing under a table in public. When you're over 30, being broke isn't cute anymore. Wine in a box was never cool, even before y...
Posted by Samantha James on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

Port-A-Potty...so not done yet

Lets bring you up to speed....I work approximately 10 miles outside of town where we are unfortunately, yet out of necessity, equipped with port-a-potties as restroom facilities.  I recently have...
Posted by Samantha James on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

Quotes of the Day.....

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.     --Katharine Hepburn   All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. ...
Posted by Samantha James on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST