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Blondie

Back by popular demand - from your mom

About Me

I'm pretty much the coolest person I know. And the weirdest, so it's kinda like a bonus. I spend most of my time working like most grown-ups who have to pay bills & what not. When I'm not at work I like spending time with my friends. I like to have cocktails pretty much whenever possible. I like to eat. I'm kind of a fast food junkie, mostly because I hate grocery shopping more than anything in the world. I like summertime best because the clothes are cuter. I like wearing jeans or skirts, mostly because I really don't like shorts that much. I like to wear wifebeaters because I think they're super sexy. I don't like drinking out of glasses that look like jars because it freaks me out. Jars were meant for storing stuff in, not drinking out of. I don't like those 2-sided pencil thingies - you know, one side has the red lead and the other side has the blue? Pencils should have erasers on one end at all times, no matter what. It bugs me when people use chopsticks to eat Chinese food. Unless they're Chinese. Then it's OK. I think it's really funny when people trip & fall, as long as they don't get seriously hurt. I think brown is the most underrated color of all time. It's absolutely gorgeous and should be recognized more as a favorite color. I think that mullets, tapered jeans & leggings should be outlawed. So ugly. I hope that one day I'm rich enough to have a maid. Not the self-employed stay-at-home mom who comes over for a couple hours on Saturday for 50 bucks. I'm talking a full-on full-time maid. Yeah. That would be sweet.

My Interests

I really like looking at hot guys because it makes my innards feel all warm & fuzzy.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that are on my level. That's probably not you so don't get your hopes up.
Create your own friendquiz hereBethani's sexual nickname:

"Pussy Cat"

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com My score on The Sexual HELL Test :

PURGATORY
(Raw score: 33%)

Purgatorial creature, neither pure nor dirty: I feel for you. Until I learned to accept my own darker instincts, I was once just like you. You've been known to indulge your devilish urges, but you will also reject them forcefully, and perhaps you feel pulled in two directions at once. Only time will tell which way you go. As people get older they rarely remain in this half-good/half-naughty category. Some settle down and ascend to married and decent bliss. Some follow a more carnal destiny.In the battle between sexual heaven and hell, you stand in no-man's-land. Good and evil wait on either side. The big question is: which side do you face, and which side do you keep in your rear?

Link: The Sexual HELL Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

Music:

I love sooooo many different kinds of music, just depends on my mood. Some of my faves are The Killers, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Rage Against the Machine, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Fray, Aerosmith, Jimmy Buffet, Journey, Los Lonely Boys, Queen, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, and pretty much all classic rock...Eminem, Marilyn Manson, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera.....and many, many more!!

Movies:

Same thing goes here, so many movies in my favorites list...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sideways, Beautiful Creatures, The Notebook, Bowling for Columbine, The Matrix, 13 Going on 30, Eurotrip, Super Troopers, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Shallow Hal, 50 First Dates...I'm pretty much always up for a horror flick, preferably with someone I can snuggle with in case I get scared:)

Television:

All I can say is thank goodness for DVR or I would miss all of these awesome shows...Supernatural (starring his royal hotness Jensen Ackles), 24 (with the always gorgeous Kiefer Sutherland), Nip/Tuck (omg Julian McMahon is so freakin sexy), Heroes, Survivor, America's Next Top Model, American Idol, The Office, Hell's Kitchen, Real World, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, pretty much any kind of reality TV is cool, especially celebreality...my all time fave shows that I still enjoy seeing reruns of anytime are Seinfeld & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, preferably the episodes with Mr. Yummy McGoodness aka David Boreanaz:)

Heroes:

You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know.

My Blog

The Kill

If you haven't watched this yet, I strongly recommend it. Pretty much the best song ever, and a kick ass video. LOVE IT.The Kill - Australia Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

Texas Logic

Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, were sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Jim turned to Bob and said, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think ...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST

Wives

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste... David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than ...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Top 4 Adult Jokes

Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Unforgivable Sin

On the 2nd tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair, it meant nothing.  I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, th...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Top 10 things to NOT say when trying to get her back

10. I don't care what my mom, sister & brother think of you.   9. I don't care what my friends think of you.   8. Now that I got it out of my system, it will never happen again.   7...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

Single for the Holidays

So now that I'm single (as in, not even dating anyone), this time of year tends to make me feel like all I want for Christmas  even for Thanksgiving, actually  is a great guy. I ...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

Wake-Up Call

Yesterday I stood looking at my face in the mirror, staring at myself in actual amazement. I looked older, my hair looked tired, and the sparkle that once shined in my eyes as a child had faded. ...
Posted by Bethani Noelle on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST