The Reverend John Watkins - ProfilesArchive

About Me

To start with my favorite beverage is probably Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. I would say that my friends and I have the tools, and we have the talent. I would also say that combined we have the knowledge to defend the planet from all sorts of possible catastrophes. I believe we're prepared to fight predators, ghosts, killer dolls, evil leprechauns, South African Nazis, ninjas, robots from the future, and ancient killer exercise equipment. Though we'd probably be best qualified in dealing with outbreaks of zombies, or outbreaks of boredom, and if it ever came down to it, outbreaks of bored zombies... I'm interested in starting a gang of gentleman (and lady) bandits, and I am also in the process of starting a Bozokushi motorcycle "club"... If any of the previous statements make any sense to you, we could probably be friends...

My Interests

I'd rather be doing something then nothing, you know what I mean?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to hang out with the Space Hijackers... And possibly the person reading this, but that's neither here nor there... Oh, and...

Music:

Blackalicious, Sunny Day Real Estate (and Firetheft),Stan Getz, The Mars Volta, Beethoven, George Clinton and the P-funk, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Air, Lee Scratch Perry, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, Darude, Daft Punk, DJ Tiesto, Head Automatica, The Rat Pack, Sean Paul, Sizzla, Elephant Man, Bounty Killa, Ludacris, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Shelter Red, Death Cab for Cutie, Noir Desir, The Postal Service, Sweet Honey in the Rock, The Pixies, The Breeders, A Tribe Called Quest, Jane's Addiction, The Aquabats, Average White Band, Built to Spill, Fugazi, R Kelly, UK Subs, Sex Pistols, Refused, International Noise Conspiracy, Jamiroquai, James Brown, Elvis Costello, Chopin, The Red Elvises, Reel Big Fish, Deave, Sugarcult, Wyclef Jean, Jimi Hendrix, Beck, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, !!!, The Beatles... Whatever, you get the idea...

Movies:

Though I like a lot more movies than the ones I own, and I've only started to compile the ones I do own, you can find a list of some of my DVD collection at:http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?id=johnwatkins
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Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Coupling, Dr. Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Nip/Tuck, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Red Dwarf, Curb Your Enthusiam, Senfield, Frisky Dingo, The Office, Strangers with Candy

Books:

I like them, I've read some, and I would like to read more of them...

Heroes:

Anyone who can solve a rubik's cube blindfolded...

My Blog

If you would like to continue being my friend...

There was a movie released in 2006 called "The Secret," (and later a book to cash in on the profits). I swear to God (big G god) that if anyone tries to convince me how great this thing is, and how it...
Posted by The Reverend John Watkins on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:01:00 PST

The Indie Music Theory of Relativity

So I was reading something and they were talking about how so many people who listen to indie music are music snobs, and they likened the situation to the theory of relativity, which was funny, but I ...
Posted by The Reverend John Watkins on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

This is kind of a jumbled mess, but I was kind of irritated at 6 am

So I realized recently that I have a problem with people who are trying to fix too many things in the world at the same time, without putting them into any sort of hierarchy of importance. For t...
Posted by The Reverend John Watkins on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST

I was once told that I was wrong looking to the past for answers...

Not necessarily in regards to my own experience, but in the thoughts and actions of others I tend to look for answers... I don't expect them to give them to me, but it allows me to see the world from ...
Posted by The Reverend John Watkins on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

I'm tired of games...

Seriously, I'm tired of social games, people need to be more open and more understanding and not expect me to know what they are thinking if I have no way of knowing...
Posted by The Reverend John Watkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST