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Christopher

About Me


Hello my name is Christopher. I was born in Dallas, Texas. I lived in The Colony, Texas until I was 19. I currently reside in Spring Lake, North Carolina. I hate Fayetteville, but I love the bars. I'm exciting. ARE YOU EXCITING

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."

Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
1 = A
2 = The
3 = Hello
4 = Please
5 = Thank You
6 = Goodbye
7 = What
8 = CLASSIFIED
9 = CLASSIFIED
10 = Man

Examples:
1 + 10 = A man.
3 + 10 = Hello man.

Yellowjacket Greenapple, PI : I will do as you ask.
The Dauphin : Quickly. THE WORLD IS WRONG
Yellowjacket Greenapple, PI : And we will set it right.
The Dauphin : With a bit of luck.

My Blog

DO NOT LOG OFF THIS COMPUTER. OKAY COMPUTER

What was the last hot thing you touched?A cup of coffee to throw off all that damn alcohol. When was the last time you were given roses?NEVER NEVER NEVER Do you have an eating disorder?I get really de...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:57:00 GMT

News News News

You have to make an account to read it.  I know, why bother huh?http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/02/magazine/02iraq-t.html
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Let's Play!

 1. ARE YOU GOING TO LIE?NO.2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?ONE THAT REQUIRES ALL CAPS, WHAT NOW.3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?YES.4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR FR...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:43:00 GMT

WANTED: Someone to time travel with. I have only done this once before.

Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,A,:c oh dammit.2: Are you single?siiiighh... yep.3: Whats your favorite number?3, go geometry.4: Favorite color(s)?grey scale I guess.5: Least favorite color?I...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 21:19:00 GMT

Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works

Quote:WASHINGTON, DCPresident Bush delighted an intimate gathering of White House dinner guests Monday, regaling the coterie of dignitaries, artists, and friends with a spirited, off-the-cuff discuss...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 22:03:00 GMT

CRUNCH VOLCANO ISLAND

"Let me say before beginning that it has been my pleasure to attend several dinings-in here at West Point and hence I have some basis for comparison. You people have done a fine job and you ought to c...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:12:00 GMT

Me + Texas = 10th-16th

I'll be in Texas from tuesday to monday. It better not be cold when I get there, I've had enough of that. Send me a message if you don't have my phone number.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 19:13:00 GMT

Open up the Run Box. Inside the Run Box type:

40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST1. What do you want for Valentine's Day?ummm... a racecar.2.Who will be your next Kiss?At this rate, probably my hand.3. When is the last time you w...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:29:00 GMT

It's a refreshing feeling that reminds us of a clear autumn sky.

First comes the title, then comes the post.Q: What's the importance of self defense, and how does it help young amoebas? A: The cool thing about self defense is that it can ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 19:10:00 GMT

Postcards from Unpleasant people in Unpleasant Places

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,SHE IS NOT FINE AT ALL.DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 17:58:00 GMT