max

I am a male white guy. I do stuff for fun. Like that time I did that one thing at that one place with those people. Awesome. I have four working appendages, no offense to those who don't. I like breathing and eating enough to sustain life. I occasionally do things that don't promote the last thing I said but thats OK. I have ten fingers AND ten toes. Again, no offense. I am literate, there for you can assume I am not dictating this message. Which also means I am probably not rich. But I own a computer and there are lots of people who can't afford one so you can also assume I am insensitive. Rich is relative. This is relatively a fair description of me. Thank you for making it this far and reading the whole thing. But then now I am assuming so you can assume I expect people to care about what I say. And I started a sentence with but so you may assume I am from texas. Offense was intended. On the other hand I caught the mistake so perhaps you can assume I am not that dumb after all. I am also long winded.. That is all.