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Ian

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About Me

currently hoping that the US gets a moon colony up and running. i don't want to die on the earth.
Musical projects I'm involved with:
The Vita Ruins
The Bloody French

My Interests

bass, guitar, reading, writing

I'd like to meet:

anybody who can teach me how to juggle machetes.

Music:

mackaye, morrissey, malkmus, mangum, martsch, elvrum, cuomo, yorke, simon, strummer, coyne, black.and one springsteen album. a hundred points if you guess which one.

Movies:

anything they play on TCM, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry.

Television:

my favorite shows are fictional ones like Itchy and Scratchy and Tool Time. haha, Al's mom is so fat.

Books:

Nabokov, Marquez, Shakespeare, Homer...

Heroes:

James Jamerson and Dylan Thomas. Comedy option: Alan Greenspan.

My Blog

Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

Perhaps you've noticed that I'm acting differently lately: taking every spare moment to do some pushups, downing protein shakes, compulsively removing all body hair from my burgeoning torso? It's beca...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST