"Hey guys! I love Mary E Brown! She is my true love, forever and ever! She touched my peeper in the school parking lot! woo, man, i can hardly contain myself. It's like, I've been trying to get this girl since the beginning of the school year, and finally she's got the hots for me. I might even bang her come home-coming (no promises yet). If you're out there in myspace: HeY, bAbY!! Love you tons!!! I'd kill my mom for you."- Phil Solesky, 9th grade style.
My Interests
literature, beer, brewing, cooking, ponies, soccer, tottenham hotspur
I'd like to meet:
None of y'all. The only reason I keep a myspace is so people'll send me myspace messages instead of calling me.
