Molly EB - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Shiny Hair Is My Life Ambition"Hi, my name is Mary. Currently I'm learning a new language, French. Though I'm told I speak French like a Thai hooker speaks English. I'm an animal lover and also share similar feelings of fondness for plants as well as small children. Things that are important to me: Phil, Friends, Family, Music, Movies, Honesty, Books, Politics. People and things I am obsessed with include: Peter Sellers, Domokun and Pox Markio Baldino's bundinos. I like going to shows. I like staying home too. I've taken up painting and cross-stiching. I like board games. I like Polocks. Gummy worms are my favorite candy. I find falling down to be the most humorous thing a person can do. (Which is good because I'm clumsy.) I Giggle. I giggle a lot. Genuine Giggles among Good Friends during Great Conversation is my favorite thing in life, especially if Cabernet is involved. I enjoy listening to NPR as well as other radio talk shows. I have abandoned most of my wild adolescent ways in my quest to become a self-sufficient, productive, functioning adult. But I am still a neurotic and cynical hypochondriac.

My Interests

My Friends
My Habits
My Family
My Viszla!
I really love the 'Horsey Sauce' from Arby's fast food chain. I've been contemplating getting drunk and running up in the store with a ski mask and pellet gun and ROBBING THEM BLIND of the Horsey Sauce! I'm talking a whole life supply of Horsey Sauce! I think it would be worth the risks of getting caught, but then again I'm too SOFT for jail!

I'd like to meet:

I desperately want to befriend someone who has lots of awesome cds & a cd burner & doesn't mind being used by me. But I prefer free records! Anyone who can offer good conversation. People who will entertain me. Make me laugh and I'm yours! I'm not too picky with my Myspace friendship, though I have been known to be a major snob (really just depends on my mood.)

Music:

Yeah, music is good. But I'd rather use this section to brag about how I've acheived a lifetime dream of mine by recently purchasing an old fashioned record player! Everything is better on vinyl. My new favorite record: Al Jolson. "SWANEE"

Movies:

My favorites include Dr. Strangelove, The Jerk, Amadeus, Raising Arizona, Velvet Goldmine & Disney's The Jungle Book among others. Documentarys can be fun, example given: Scared Straight. I have loved watching horror movies since I was a child. My favorite directors are Dario Argento and Matthew Reel. Focus Features releases are golden.

Television:

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Curb Your Enthusiasm. Squidbillies has become my new ATHF. I once saw a Canadian television sitcom known as 'The Newsroom.' I discovered it in the most random way but I would one day like to watch that show again.

Books:

I like KURT VONNEGUT among others. Recent favorite: Guns,Germs & Steel

Heroes:

Stephen Bradford Brown & Philip Dale Brown.
Itâ€™s not that they are incredible human beings but I appear to have an unshakable emotional attachment & idolization of my brothers.

My Blog

Boxy Brown!

Yeah, so I'm at Jess' house and we have no other form of entertainment besides the internet and we found these awesome clips. Thought I would share ..... It is a Hen Hizzy!Hope yo...
Posted by Molly EB on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:23:00 PST

Heroes On the Half Shell!

I had hoped that people could tell when I was joking and exaggerating details for dramatic effect but I get some unusual messages from time to time concerning my blog, so Please know that I enjoy be...
Posted by Molly EB on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

souvenir

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Posted by Molly EB on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

ME = Sugar Coated Carcinogen

I took this quiz on "What Kind of Candy Are You?" Too Funny! I was expecting Gummy Bears or something Sweet! Candy Cigarettes You're a total badass, but you don...
Posted by Molly EB on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:59:00 PST

Amuse Me & Post Something Funny!

I am sure that everyone here is familiar with those contests where everyone competes to see who can come up with the funniest picture caption. They usually offer some sort of prize to the winner like ...
Posted by Molly EB on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST

metal mouth...

I seem to have grown a fondness for sucking on paperclips while I am working. I usually just chew on every ink pen in sight. But one afternoon my boss was in the office working along ...
Posted by Molly EB on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:45:00 PST

A BOBCAT HAD IT'S WAY WITH ME...

I AM THE REASON WHY DRINKING RED BULL WITH LIQUOR WILL SOON BE OUTLAWED!!!
Posted by Molly EB on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:48:00 PST

Slumber Party!

The past weekend I chaperoned at my 11 year old nieces birthday / slumber party. Let me just say that I was in with the middle school crowd. They instantly invited me in their circle of fr...
Posted by Molly EB on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST

He's Back!

I had a very exciting weekend! My brother arrived in Georgia from a flight from Germany, Saturday night. He got to my parent's house around 2:00am. We had Christmas al...
Posted by Molly EB on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

Top 20 Horror Movies...... Agree or Disagree?

Okay so these movies are in no particular order. This was very difficult for me to name only 20. Tomorrow I may disagree with myself, but these were my choices for today. Please leave comme...
Posted by Molly EB on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:16:00 PST