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RAAB

The Zui Quan Wolfman

About Me

My names RAAB.
A lot of people think I kick ass.
Because I'm blunt, obscure, and I have a lot of audacity.
A lot of people dont think I kick ass.
Because I'm blunt, obscure, and I have a lot of audacity...but those people are jackasses. So who gives a shit?
So if you suck, we probably wouldnt make the best of friends.
Things I like...
Pizza, Being an asshole, Yelling at inanimate objects, Pro-Wrestling, Anime (no mechs or cyber punk.), sleeping, meeting people that dont suck, Martial arts, Nunchakus, Being lazy, Not having to drive to go places, playin on my computer when it doesnt lag, keepin it real (and I mean REAL), Making random stories up, writing books/comics/songs and stuff along those lines, the devil, WEREWOLVES (vampires suck ass), and playing video games.
Things I dont like.....
Getting pissed off, People sounding like broken records, People tellin me the way I live or think is wrong WITHOUT giving me an explaination, People who assume a Satanist is a devil worshiper, People who dont have any logic, People who assume all I wanna do is hurt and not help, Back Stabbers, People who brag and mean it, Gary Hosler, VAMPIRES (especially Alucard), people who cant accept other's differences (orientation, skin color, religion and so forth), drugs, cigarettes, root beer, Garfeld, Cool Whip, Insane Clown Posse, octopuses and JOHN CENA!
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Comic Books, Writing, Computers, Music, Video Games, Talking, Wrestling, Schemin, Martial Arts, Fightin, Being Lazy, Acting, Ranting and Raving. NUNCHAKUS!

I'd like to meet:

David Hayter, Greg Grunburg. Zachary Quinto. Adrian Pasdar. Neil Flynn. John C. McGinley. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Any WWE Wrestler. Malcolm McDowell. Sacha Baron Cohen. Bruce Lee's Ghost. This Supposed "God". Marilyn Manson. The Rock. Kevin James. Pablo Fransisco. Thom Yorke. David Firth. Super Mario. Norman Smiley. Any Prisoner on Oz. Mulder and Scully.
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Music:

I HATE MUSIC! IT SUCKS!

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Big Nothing, Beerfest, Planet Terror, Stranger Than Fiction, Talladega Nights, Milk Money, Nacho Libre, Sin City, The Longest Yard, Pootie Tang, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Death to Smoochie, American History X, Clockwork Orange, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Team America World Police, Saw, Saw 2, The Mask, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bad Santa, The Way of The Dragon, Return of The Dragon, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Amilea or however you spell that French Bitch's name. Every Roborkle DVD.

Television:

Heroes, Journeyman, Scrubs, The Shield, Wrestling, The Sopranos, Oz, Fighting, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Dragonball Z, Cowboy Bebop, Billy and Mandy, South Park, Drawn Together, Reno 911, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Beavis and Butthead, Wonder Showzen, Aeon Flux, Futurama.

Books:

I Am America! (And So Can You!). The Stone Cold Truth. The Giver. The Satanic Bible. Naruto Manga. Sin City Books. Alphabet of Manliness. Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Heroes:

Solid Snake, Silivo Dante, Matt Parkman, Nathan Petrelli, Sylar, Deadpool, Wolverine, Venom, Dr. Cox, The Janitor, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Richard B. Riddick, Squall Leonhart, Norman Smiley, Pootie Tang, Sabaku no Gaara, Butthead, Pee Wee Herman, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Vegeta, and Mary Poppins.

My Blog

The Burning Knuckles

My knuckles are on fire. I tried to shake them, but the flame grew higher, so i started to bury them under sand. And they just got even hotter, so I ran into the water and tried to put them out...
Posted by RAAB on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:24:00 PST

Flashing Images

Flashing Images that go through my head that dont go along with one another whatsoever. A wolf jumping off a mountain into a lake with a full moon's reflection in it. A machine gun floating around, ...
Posted by RAAB on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

Getting Smaller

I wont be able to take it much longer. I have to get up in the mornings. I have to go to bed at night. The lack of darkness is started to get to me. I want to stay up all night, let it all sink in,...
Posted by RAAB on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:35:00 PST

Hold My Tongue

Even in my dreams, I’m a complete jackass to people I dont care for. I happen to come across someone in my dream last night that I havent thought much of for a while now. A bunch of friends and...
Posted by RAAB on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

Holding Out

I cant imagine the guy I am today being with any of the women I’ve been with in the past. The past year and a half of being on my own has warped me in a way. In a better way for the most part. ...
Posted by RAAB on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

Time Consumption

I'm in for a fight. My goal to go to sleep is 4 pm. Its 9 am, and I have been up all night. Part One- Makeshift Drum Kit I been messing with my rock band drums. I taped a paper cd case with some coi...
Posted by RAAB on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

A Vanishing Act

I been debating on something. Leaving. Not living in Michigan anymore. Not living in Adrian anymore. Not working at Meijer anymore. Moving where ever Rachael moves to, whether it be Penn, or she stay...
Posted by RAAB on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

Pussy Footin

So apparently, someone I have disliked for a while now, isnt really the REASON I dislike him, but he took credit for it...or uh...something I dont know. Lemme explain. A while back, my buddy Joe (god...
Posted by RAAB on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:41:00 PST

Random Bullshit Story

    "WHERES MY MONEY?!" I asked him, right before I smacked him in the face with a really large, cement block.     "I dont have it! I need more time!" He said, pleading w...
Posted by RAAB on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:29:00 PST

Robphen Colbert

So I was getting ready to go out to the bar and sing me some kareoke with a bunch of my buddies, and I was hoping to meet some LADIES and make em melt in their seats when they heard my lovely singing ...
Posted by RAAB on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST