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About Me

Would you like to know about me, or what I wish were true about me? The truth is I am a bookish, slightly insecure intellectual snob, with three cats and aspirations of being a published writer. I am however the type of girl you take home to mother, which is a plus.I wish I was a dazzling beauty, with witty conversation, effervescent charm, and supreme grace. I can be witty, but I tend to enjoy toilet humor, and as for charm, I have a penchant for saying exactly the wrong thing in any given situation. One day I hope to learn how to navigate a room without running into things. Oh well. Take me as I am or don't take me at all!.. -- --

My Interests

Fruity drinks, cats, monkeys, cats riding monkeys, monkeys riding dogs, Shakespeare.

I'd like to meet:

Ruth Bader Ginsberg, she is my new hero, I kiss her judicial robes. Also, assuming I had the dark power of Necromancy, Nietzche, Abigail Adams, and John Lennon. Oh and let's not forget Sigmund Freud, just so I could punch him in the face.

Music:

Blue Oyster Cult, Bif Naked, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Peter Frampton, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Cure, The Who, Hendrix, Cream, Rasputina, Boston, The White Stripes, Blue October, Simon and Garfunkel,The Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Center Stage, Old School, Sorority Boys, Some Like It Hot, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cabaret, Moulin Rouge, Dr Strangelove (Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

Television:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Books:

War of the Flowers, Watership Down, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, the Neverending Story (yes it was a book first), the Princess Bride (also a book first), The Hounds of the Morrigan, The Unlikely Ones, Invisible Monsters.

My Blog

Electrified!

Is it strange that every time I do my Carmen Electra workout dvd's I feel the need to coordinate my outfits to hers? I just feel like my workouts are more effective if I do them in hot pan...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:39:00 PST

Super Star!

So there I sm at work, bored as hell and pretending to be productive, when an extremely danceable song comes on the radio. As is natural I start humming along a little bit. But suddenly, without ...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

Here I am!

Ha, ha! I've started a new business endeavor, managed to keep my job, and am currently planning Stripper Fest 08 for Nick's 25'th b-day in June. Yay!
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:05:00 PST

Sweet Monkeys!

Today is so pretty it needs to be a holiday. So I have declared it International 19th century German philosopher day. Go Nietzche!
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:17:00 PST

Insomnia Speaks!

There I was, driving along a back country road at three in the morning, operating off of a grand total of maybe ten hours sleep for the week, listening to Bob Dylan, and singing along, badly, to "Shel...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

Gee, Aint Life Swell

February, I think we would all agree is always the most craptacular month. So why is it that every four years we feel the urge to tack an extra day on to it? F@!k you leap year, f@!k you....
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

Damn You Winger!

You know your in a funky mood, when you're listening to 80's monster ballads, and you start crying to Winger because the lyrics just seem so true. Don't even get me started on Poison. By the time I go...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:50:00 PST

Sometimes I’m Smart

I did it! I figured out how to get pictures on here! I have new pictures up! Ha ha ha, the world is mine!
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

Plague Take It!

I learned how to scan pictures today. Yay! Which almost makes up for the crappy case of plague, or bronchitis, or whatever the crap it is I caught this time. I don't have time for this. Or to go to t...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST

Dont Let Yourself Be Afraid

So I walk out of my bathroom this morning, and lined up in front of the door, like a miniature mob, is every cat I own. I only own three, but when you're still half asleep and your eyes are kind of cr...
Posted by Dork-Slayer + 5 on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST