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Xell

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About Me

What are you supposed to say here, anyway? I'm a pretty average person, just trying to get by like everyone else.
Despite grand schemes of winning the lottery and writing a million-dollar book, I am about as impoverish as it gets. I mean, I have some seriously bad luck. If this were "ye olde" Europe, I would probably be a beggar with Leprosy and the plague. I might score a ticket to the pit of a famous play at one point in my life, but then I would be attacked by rabid birds and my ticket would be stolen by someone who was a far greater jerk than I. But, at least I would still have my pet mouse, Gris, until I succumbed to the plague that his fleas gave me.
From all that, it may sound like I'm one of those depressed and wangsty people, but I'm really not. I try to keep optimistic, and I consider these hardships some sort of crazy trial. Mmm, trial = Phoenix Wright. That would make my life some sort of crazy Phoenix Wright. Yep, that sums it up just fine for now.
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My Interests

LARP, Changeling, Mage, Role-Playing, Final Fantasy I-XI, Suikoden, RPGs, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Soul Blade, Soul Calibur, kittens, bunnies, cute, cake, candy, Pocky, green tea ice cream, sushi, Ramune, anime, fog, modern comforts, geisha, cowboys, theater, art, fairy tales, lore, mythology, astrology, ghosts, Adult Swim, all things silly.

I'd like to meet:

"Meet"? I'm a hermit, you sillies. Meeting people requires venturing out from my cave.

Really? Anyone with an interest in gaming or art. I could also stand to meet someone who has the capacity to build a time machine.

Music:

Anything by Nobuo Uetmatsu, and most things by Akira Yamaoka. I can get behind some J-Pop/J-Rock as well, but I mainly just stick to silly stuff from the 80's. Yes, Billy Idol, you DO spin me right round, baby, right round. The Katamari Damacy soundtrack is also very catchy. I wish I could find more stuff from Brain Bug. I also like Nightwish, The Eccentric Opera, Scatman John (What? It's fun!), Great Big Sea, Tatu, Vanessa Mae, and various musical diddies.

Movies:

The Last Unicorn. Awww yeah! Er... Other than that? Lady in the Water, Pirates of the Carribbean, Kung Pow, Harry Potter (all of them), Lord of the Rings, V for Vendetta. I'll add more as I think of them, probably-maybe.

Television:

Lost and House. Apparently, any sitcom with more than one syllable is a no-go. Did you know that "American Idol" and "So You Think You Can Dance" both have the same amount of syllables? And they both have more than one, so they are not for me. Other than that, Venture Bros., Harvey Birdman, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, and sometimes X-Play. Sometimes.

Heroes:

Chun Li will forever be my hero. Ever since I first played Super Street Fighter II on the SNES, I have wanted to be a cheerful kickboxer. How about that?

My Blog

Wilford Brimley

He's pretty cool in my book, but very few know that he did acid house. Naturally, I also couldn't resist throwing in Family Guy skit. I know - about fifty million people have already seen these videos...
Posted by Xell on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

Hey Harry Potter (Or H.P.)

I know a few people that are somewhat like this ... And I admire them. *Considers a lightning scar tattoo.*Also, while we're on the subject, this is kind of disturbing. It reminds me of Leprechaun in ...
Posted by Xell on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:57:00 PST

Gay Asian Kitten.

If any of you are familiar with the things that circulate Youtube, this may or may not be humorous to you. Just passing the love along, Mike. Gay asian kitten love.I’d say something about being ...
Posted by Xell on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST

My grandma was a dog breeder.

The Subject line is actually true - she bred bull mastifs (is it one "f" or two?) and french bulldogs. That is why this strange image is worth remembering for me. Either that's a small horse, or a ver...
Posted by Xell on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:35:00 PST

Happiest Alligator Ever.

Everyone knows that my "favored enemy" is alligators and/or crocodiles, but, despite this, I will not keep the world's happiest alligator from being shared. More teeth means more smiling. ...
Posted by Xell on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

DOC!

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Posted by Xell on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

PS3 Launch in UK.

I've actually tried to update this thing several times between now and my last update, but myspace constantly gives me the message of "There has been an unexpected error and people have been notified....
Posted by Xell on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Hurt Bert.

It's kinda cheesy, but hey, I like cheese. As a child who grew up under the tutelage of Sesame Street, I think this is appropriate. He's always bringing Ernie down, man. Oh, and he tried to kill him o...
Posted by Xell on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:56:00 PST

I've never seen 300, but...

I found a couple links about it amusing. I imagine to anyone who's actually seen the film, they would be more relevant. Still, I titter. ...
Posted by Xell on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST

Chocobos!

I had to do some digging to re-find this. The first version I found had him doing random sound effects along with the music, though. To express my woe over this fact, I give you an emo chocobo - or se...
Posted by Xell on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST