generally have a well vested interest in life especially my own go ahead call me selfish...smashing guitars and eating glass..haaaaaaa ooo contrare amigo, joke is on you! Crazy minds often create the most incredible absurd outlandish bitch slapping material as is the case here shhhhhh i wanna keep it a secret but at the same time i wanna scream to the world of myspace for a second. i might sell my soul for or at least whats left of it for a rack of ribs. On your shelfs soon and hopefully your feet sooner ha ha the sea has been parted good people stay tuned, smoke one, get laid, and get paid. oh and im taking suga momma applications so tell your moms ha ha.skinny dippin in a hotel pool, that's a definate interest of mine it might even become my next passionate hobby. im also interested in politics and bashing presidente arbusto. i might enter a spelling bee. i'm interested in time travel because it's not unfeasible. if around people who smoke marijuana instead of cigars and i happen to fall victim to second hand smoke i become interested in everything and anything worth mentioning and all foods taste golden. paradise = secluded tropical beach with a hut and good surf and box of cuban size swishaz.
anyone...with a wicked personality, thats fresh out of the box and not so much like a clone to society someone thats not afraid to speak their mind and make a fool or worry about the consequences...oh and i have a shout out to my shy/high people wake the f**k up.haha i just wanna be entertained, right! whats the madda with dat?
please don't get me started cause i won't stop. but since u asked ill let you know i'm in love with it all i'll marry it and live a happy life wherever. but i know one thing is for sure i can't go a single day maybe hour without my jams or as i like to call 'em the ryan widell soundtrack. i take some of that back i love all sorts of music but some is shit its writtin poorly and shouldn't be on the radio (SELLOUTS!?!?) but hey i'm not complaining bc i got a damn good koleceon of tunes, this brothers got soul, they do say im one soulful dude, i heard that on the grapevine......haha
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. At a party one time, Some people who obviosly didnt know Chuck Norris, made fun of his beard. There were no survivors.Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.Chuck Norris does not go hunting. the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
I dont think anyone i know when laying in their death bed will regret not watching more TV, go outside and live!!!! not stare into a plastic box..so with that said i'm selling my TV to anyone who has no life or doesn't want one. But movies a grrrrrreat, they're art!
the poems of dylan thomas, where the sidewalk ends, the secret of the ages, psycho-cybernetics, the game, in search of captain zero, under the black flag, the da vinci code, holy land unholy war, the adventures of sherlock holmes, 7 habits of highly effective people,all day with dr. seuss, dali, mc escher, reachig the top, national geographic, playboy, surfer's mags, and a lots lots more then i care to list
La Familia of course and those who persevered through hard times, good job life ain't easy or is it?? depends eyyy. Barry Bonds didn't take steroids!