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gabriel burkum

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About Me

my name is gabriel david burkum. I have braces. I'm not 6 feet tall. I don't play foot ball or basketball. I don't know the first thing about motorcycles, or cars. I am not a fast swimmer, or a good shot. I've never even been hunting. I am often times reminded that i resemble a certain hobbit. I never felt comfortable dancing at school dances, and I am intimidated by girls taller than me. don't wear expensive collogne, or expensive clothes.... unless i found them cheap at a thrift store. I hate hot weather, and humidity, but love gray skies and drizzle. and snow. I wish it was always cold so i could always wear lots of clothes. That might tell you something about me too. I can sleep all day. I loathe college/greek life. I was never good at math, and i always have trouble with maps. I am always late. I have never been drunk, high, or had sex. I'd rather watch a movie than go to a party. The only radio station I listen to is Classical 90.7. I can grow a beard in 5 days. I've spent the last two years buying and making enough stuff to fill my entire 1,100 square foot appartment. I have designed tables and lamps. I make stop-motion armatures to animate on film. I've never broken a bone, or been in a fist fight. I play bass in a band called ALPHABET (myspace/alphabetalphabet) and play the upright bass/sing in a band called skypiper (myspace/skypipermusic). I work at a home made ice cream shop. i'm bad at calling people back. I have a twin brother. I draw, paint, sculpt, write, cook, play, build, watch, listen, argue, drive, walk, whistle, daydream, climb, and PLENTY more. oh- AND, I have chest hair...... oh, and i hate the young democrats of omaha. these are my best friends. also, i DID NOT use Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 to edit my myspace.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
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My Interests

playing:playing music:not working:pretty girls:artistic originality:naps:nice weather:pears coffee:reading:more music:family:relationships:film making:writing:record production:Christianity:cinema:blankets:frisbee:sitting by cobra creek:soap:and people who hate math

I'd like to meet:

and fishes.

Music:

I listen to a lot of music.i play in bands.alphabet- of Omaha www.myspace.com/alphabetalphabet skypiper- www.myspace.com/skypipermusic solo crap- www.myspace.com/gabrielburkum

Movies:

I'm really into Foreign films. I love stop motion animation. (i've been making stop motion films ever since i can remember). I love great cinematography. i like akward and anxious films. Horror movies are always fun. I like Paul Newman, especially in "the Hustler". i don't like movies that are just stupidly perverse or uncalled for. i love a lot of short films. Indie films are often my pick. i write movies, and i directed a documentary called "Assay". i love zombie films. and i wrote a short french zombie film that i am pretty anxious to shoot! basically, anything by:Wes Anderson, Guy Ritchie, Tim Burton, M. Night, Spielburg, and so on. I also am a sucker for good film scores.

Television:

The Office- Brittish first/american second. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Arrested Developement. AFV. Dexter. Carnivale. Ali G.

Books:

The Bible,C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Oscar Wilde, Joshua McDowell, leo tolstoy

Heroes:

this is my twin brother graham making fun of hard core kids at a recent "alphabet" show. hahahaha.....

My Blog

i can’t relate.

i can't relate.i wish i could fall asleep for the next 6 years of my life and wake up,and then look for friends or and girls knowing i'm going to have to acceptall of the dumb things they have done in...
Posted by gabriel burkum on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:44:00 PST

funny

funny how drugs and alcohol bring people together.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

maybe i shouldn't.

have one of my OWN crappy demo's on here.but i kinda like how it turned out,and i wrote it.so.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

3:27

oh boy. oh man.i am currently tracking two full length records.one with both of my bands.both, polar opposites of eachother.alphabet-------------------------------------skypi perexperimental/hardcore/i...
Posted by gabriel burkum on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

dirty blades

who wants to kiss a mouth full of dirt?and a razor tongue?not i said the little hen.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

envy

i'm envious.ooofffff i think a lot of people.what the.knock that crap off......................................................... ...............oh and i feel like a ten year old.an envious ten year ...
Posted by gabriel burkum on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST

it's a shame.

it's a shame,that to expect virginity, these days,is to expect too much.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

pigtails and grey

"i want to want nothing and end up wanting everything."you just try it....try and make better.it's easy to the eyes, sometimes.just try and give it up.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

"party kids."

i'm going to shoot the next person who asks me why i'm not going to "the party".no i'm not going to you're stupid party.party's are for three year olds. what are you celebrating?nothing?only morons a...
Posted by gabriel burkum on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

freakin sick of you. dummy.

so freakin sick of everyone right now.even you.dummy.bah.even you.
Posted by gabriel burkum on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:20:00 PST