Ahoy, I am a 3 foot tall giant carbon based lifeform of the bodacious kind. With a sharp sense of smell and a fantastic display of bedazzlement, I strictly enforce any and all peculiar laws from lands forgotten. I have black teeth and white hair. I enjoy brisk walks along wet dark alleys, quickly outperforming meandering and puzzicaly inefficient midnight street personel armed with rusty rambo knives and high on glue...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ooogah Bogzwaggawagaa Smith
Birthday: May 4th
Birthplace: The place I was born
Current Location: 11716.341' W:3249.725' N
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: Taller then your mom
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: Who gives a sh*t!
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Oh no...OH NO!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Exactly, pizza IS perfect.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GOAAAAAL!!!!!!!! GOAAAAAAAAAL!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use that Shite...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I...
Your Best Physical Feature: My...you know....ahem, YOU know!
Your Bedtime: zzzzzzzzzz........
Your Most Missed Memory: Jail...ahhh....the times we had.
Pepsi or Coke: Who on Gods earth drinks Pepsi?
MacDonalds or Burger King: In&Out
Single or Group Dates: Group? As in ORGY??!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuze Green Tea BIATCH!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla your mamma
Cappuccino or Coffee: They both blow
Do you Smoke: Only the good sh*t!
Do you Swear: Fuck NO!
Do you Sing: Do you?
Do you Shower Daily: Shower? As in a bath standing up? I've heard of it.
Have you Been in Love: I was there once, but I have an unpaid parking ticket so I won't go back.
Do you want to go to College: Your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: Yeah...but can it be to like 3 girls at the same time?
Do you belive in yourself: Who the f*ck are you...Dr. Phil?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I just threw up in my mouth.
Do you think you are Attractive: I get bitten by bugs all the time, so yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: Leave out the health part
Do you get along with your Parents: We all hang out in the woods and show off our scars....thats getting along right?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Is that a perverted sex act? If it is, then yeah I like "thunderstorms"
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and Drums..and the zimbabwean pan flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Like it was my job
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking is for people who smoke.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Like it was my jo.....hmmmm, wait a sec. ahhh, no no I haven't
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes but it was an accident.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh I went there alright....you better BELIEVE I went there.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes but just the box, the oreos I threw out. (they're fattening!)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeshi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Tijuana donkey sex show starring: ME
In the past month have you been Dumped: She turned into SATAN.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Who told you? WHO....TOLD YOU??!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes...I stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Ever been Drunk: What do I look like to you, some kinda liquid?
Ever been called a Tease: Just that one time in prison.
Ever been Beaten up: Who told you?........WHO....TOLD YOU???
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, but they let me take the stuff cause I had a gun.
How do you want to Die: I ain't dyin' YO!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Way cooler.
What country would you most like to Visit: Texas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Bald....oh, you mean on her head!
Height: You must be this tall to go on this ride.
Weight: I don't like waiting...
Best Clothing Style: White trizzle
Number of Drugs I have taken: How much time you got?
Number of CDs I own: Shhhh....hear that? Thats the sound of nobody giving a sh*t.
Number of Piercings: 2....you really thought I was gonna say something amusing here, didn't you?
Number of Tattoos: Just one...on the epidermis of my gluteus maximus.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ummm, i dunno...not using protection with your mom I guess.
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