Brandon a la mode

Im kind of a big deal, i mean... not only am i a golden god, but im also about the most important thing to ever happen to planet earth. Every morning I eat a a big hot dog for breakfast. Someday I will rule the world but for now I am quite content hanging on the beach with my friends. Einstien is an idiot compared to me. I work out all the time but somehow manage to stay out of shape, but thats alright, cause im fucking rad anyways. I always hit my mark. All my decisions are pretty much based on the fact that I like sex and beer. I love midgets. long legs and a pretty face are my kryptonite. I try to model my life after any TV show I happen to be watching at that time. I eat far too many vitamins and health supplements. I dont let little kids win at board games. I hate it when people leave unused seconds on the microwave. Burritos. I can be a huge douchebag at times, but thats just part of my adoring charm. .. ..