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About Me

Hello, My name is Dan Jester, but my students call me Mr. Jester. I'm WHITE yeah!!!!, and proud of it. I'm bald and i enjoy strolls in Hillcrest with my buddy Dr. Marsh. I am currently an eighth grade teacher at the beautiful CCA, Calvary Christian Academy, and essentially i love it. I'm gay but i don't know it yet.. oh yea i love to give PC's and eat my own shit... i can barely afford to buy toilet paper so i usually use my hand and oh yea im a FAG. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

ICE SKATING LIKE . . UH- DUHH. I like butt-hole pleasures!!!!, snitching, getting my ass penetrated, eating oatmeal, writing pc's, going to wal-mart because target is just too darn expensive, and just plain telling on people and riding my 4-runner yeah!!!

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Phil, Larry King, Bill O'Reilly, Oprah Winfrey, Kenny Rogers, James Dobson, Dr. Marsh, the dog-on bastard who mugged me at the Grand Canyon and stole my brand new swiss army watch...bet he was from Oregawn.... dang it i miss that thing! . . . and the man who invented oatmeal i can't get enough of that stuff

Music:

Dixie Chicks, Spice Girls, Garth Brooks, Dolly Parton, Toby Mack, Kenny G, Kixie 98.1 smooth jazz,

Movies:

Cats:the musical, Titanic, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Notebook, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, Brokeback Mountain !!, Westside Story, Mary Poppins and my favorite THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS,

Television:

The View, Oprah, Dr. Phil, Will and Grace, Queer eye for the Straight Guy, Project Runway, and of course.. AMERICAN IDOL uh-duhh!!

Books:

How to refill tea glasses from costco with orange juice, Hooked on Phonics, Harry Potter

Heroes:

George W. Bush, George Bush Senior, MY FUCK BUDDY CHUCKY