Chloe St. Reagan, anthony bourdain, julia child, alton bown, and christopher walken. preferably at the same time and naked.
justin timberlake
LEGEND, pleasantville, the united states of leland, shaun of the dead, american beauty, slc punk, the goonies, little monsters, fight club, donnie darko, little nikki, big fish, holes, the jerk, secretary, bowling for columbine, billy madison, 21 grams, half baked, blue collar comedy tour, beetlejuice, nightmare b/f christmas, beetlejuice, anything having to do with batman, boondock saints, edward scissorhands, suicide kings, the virgin suicides, igby goes down, hedwig and the angry inch, rocky horror picture show, shock treatment, monster, 28 days later, run lola run, high fidelity, soldiers girl, eddie izzard's dress to kill, requiem for a dream, lost in translation, good burger, ninja turtles 1-3, the evil dead series, the shape of things, 11:14, american girl, original zombie movies, v for vendetta, the libertine, and the naughty movie that your mother and i made.
top chef, the L word, queer as folk, penn and teller's bullshit, good eats, conan o'brien, craig fergusan (whom i'd watch religiously if here weren't on opposite conan), dirty jobs (i heart mike rowe), the daily show, reno 911, elimidate, maury povich, adult swim (family guy, the oblongs, it's always sunny in pa, max x, sealab 2021, the brak show, space ghost coast to coast, aqua teen hunger force (3)), the simpsons, arrested development (why, fox? WHY????), law and order, csi, myth busters, chappelle's show, godrock, monster house, emergency vets, that's my baby, headbangers ball, the real world, pimp my ride, viva la bam, anything on pbs, nova, antiques roadshow, egg, prison break, mst3k, six feet under, dead like me, celebrity poker, crafters coast to coast, craft corner death match, sesame street, the x-files, squidbillies, GHOSTHUNTERS, etc.
anything yucky and gorey, the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, random poetry books, sci-fi, older stephen king, etc.