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matt

confusing the shit out of people since 1987

About Me


Hi im matt, but you can call me anythign you want. ;-) Im from Im half man, half amazing I basicly love life and am always down to try something new I have been through alot and have been financially independent since i was around 15 I love being outside doing random shit. im usually the center of attention at a party. I wanna be an actor/musician/comedian/street artist If all else fails, i figure lawschool will be cool. If lawschool fails, theres always alcoholism Im good at making people laugh I would love to start a band with like 4 escaped lunatics. I drive a little truck cause i wrecked my old car. i just got out of debt If I had to choose between fame and artistic fulfillment, I'd choose speedballs. I grew up watching shows like "When animals attack", old school rap videos, simpsons and doug. Im very type B personality, it takes a lot to make me mad. When im mad, i suggest you run...fast. I'v made women lie to their husbands Id have to say one of my idols is Animal from the Muppets I love to play my bass. I want to build a life-sized replica of Michelangelo’s David out of marijuana, and then get enormously fucking high off it for years, or until I die I hate religious fanatics, and the idea of any fanaticisim I hate vegatables. also not a fan of mustard i hate being bored if ya wanna chat, hit me up on aim at: "mat mckenna says" . ..
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My Interests

fun,music,money, girls, beach, cars, skating, moshing, my hometown New York City, meeting people, movies, pool, im down for anything. .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: 3/9/87
Birthplace: port jefferson long island
Current Location: powhattan virginia
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: german irish and fiesty as fuck
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: getting taken advantage of
Your Fears: dont like sea life, and my mothers cooking
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple sundried tomato and prosutto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get ripped at the gym
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh no nugga didnt!
Thoughts First Waking Up: wow, this is a splended erection haha
Your Best Physical Feature: dont really matter
Your Bedtime: same its been all my life, when i get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: my old highschool, just an amazing 4 yrs.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: dont matter, i know how to have fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: we aint in england, gimme a beer fuckass
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ill have to say cap, there so good
Do you Smoke: finally quit the habbit :-)
Do you Swear: c'mon, im from new york now
Do you Sing: alot
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes more than once but yea.
Have you Been in Love: dont think so, but i sometimes fall easily for people i hardly know
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: cant wait
Do you belive in yourself: we'll see
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on rides that spin over and over,wtf who likes that?
Do you think you are Attractive: nah
Are you a Health Freak: i would love to be, but no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeap, i love them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea they're awesome
Do you play an Instrument: music is my true passion
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i did my share of drinking
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: did a few shrooms lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :-(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: plenty of times. i always like new things
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: and i dove off that motherfucker.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: nah, I DONT FRONT!
Ever been Beaten up: who hasnt? o, yea, ME!
Ever Shoplifted: wheni was young and being stupid
How do you want to Die: what a morbid question, i dont wanna die so i dont think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: famous, for good reasons haha
What country would you most like to Visit: someplace warm, and wiht nice beaches
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: n e thing but a bad dye job
Short or Long Hair: n e thing above chin length is too short
Height: bout my own, but shorter by a few inches
Weight: not that picky
Best Clothing Style: i dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: ive done my experimenting and got all that over with early in life
Number of CDs I own: alot!
Number of Piercings: all closed
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ive always learned from mistakes, so i dont realy regret anything

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Music:

ok, music is why im on this earth. i love everything from industrial to rap to hardcore, to easy listening to reggae to ska. i have over 500 cds in all genres, here a few bands/ artists i like, but def.not limited to: wycleff, notorious big (fuck 2pac), mc juice, WU-TANNGGGGG, u-god, inspeckta deck, ODB, ghostface, AZ, GZA, RZA, nems, kayno, ugly duckling, dizzie rascle, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, BOB MARLEY, OAR, SUBLIME, frou frou, hooverphonic, goldfrapp, Pete yorn, Nas, Remembering Never. Kids Like Us, Anterrabae, 25 ta life. Most Precious Blood. The Warriors, everytime i die, Poison the well, Glassjaw, Bury your dead, Bane, The Concubine, Lynch thy Beauty, Bring me the horizon, The bad luck 13 riot extravaganza.

Movies:

check out my panda, hes amazing, he just sits and eats bamboo all day! go ahead and feed him! he cant get enough!!!

adopt your own virtual pet! .

Television:

no time .

Heroes:

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My Blog

so im offically going to hell

  so i found this as a bulletin. i did it, most of my other friends did it too. they only got like in the range from 200-300.  I WAS  $661.10. and im quite appaled by that number. haha...
Posted by matt on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

ok, so i got this survey about drinking, and my stories are to funny to just post it and forget

1. Have you ever been drunk?ohh yea 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?14 3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while you were intoxicated?hahaha yep 4. Have u ever 'drunk' dialed'?god my...
Posted by matt on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST