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About Me

If you don't like me... Oh well. If you don't like the way I look or dress, then don't look at me. I'm not here to impress anyone... I have FAR BETTER things to do with my life. I'm a sarcastic asshole. Most people mistake my sarcasm as being rude or mean. I'm actually quite nice. I have a big heart... almost too freakin big. I am compassionate and caring, to a certain extent and with certain people but I can be pretty ruthless if necessary. I love to laugh and I like to make people laugh (I believe that laughter is the BEST medicine). I have a pretty strange sense of humor. I am open minded about almost everything, especially music. Music is a second language to me (actually fifth because I can speak spanish, some german, and a little french). I try not to take things for granted. I value my friends and family more than any material item in this universe. If anyone fucks with my friends or family, they will deeply regret it. I am the biggest procrastinator. I guess you could say that I get bored easily... With just about everything. I have a serious case of ADD. I am actually very shy, even though I am rather outspoken. I believe in ghosts, aliens, and zombies and do not give a shit what any of you think about it. I am very impatient. I'm pretty much always late... to every occassion. I am spontaneous. I say and do very random things all the time. I am intelligent, laid back, easy to get along with (for the most part), and I love to have fun. I HATE liars, arrogant people, ignorant people, superficial people, floozies, drama, fake people, people that talk the talk but don't walk the walk, and anyone that thinks they know everything. I also do not like the "scene"... It's over rated and cliche.BTW... A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER OWNS YOUR FACE. THEY ARE AMAZINGLY BRUTAL!!! EVERYONE SHOULD GO CHECK THEM OUT.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

music, music, and more music. horror movies. art. reading. writing. expanding my intelligence. holding hands. cuddling. being delerious from sleep deprivation. staying up all night and sleeping all day. going to shows. blood, guts, and gore.

I'd like to meet:

Some just as crazy and fucked up in the head as me... Oh wait, I've already met that someone. I love Dita von Teese... She is the hottest pin-up girl since Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe (and I would never be able to say that about any other women). She's so fucking classy it's incredibly hard to phathom. I am fascinated by this woman.

Music:

I am EXTREMELY open minded when it comes to music... ♥METAL--- A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER. Vital Remains. Deicide. Cattle Decapitation. Pig Destroyer. Dying Fetus. Job for a Cowboy. Origin. Slayer. Danzig. The Dillinger Escape Plan. The Black Dahlia Murder. The Red Chord. Nile. Aseraphymn. By His Throne. The Serees Prophecy. Dead Will Rise. Between the Buried and Me. Reflux. Bleeding Through. Before Mourning Comes. Through the Eyes of the Dead. Darkest Hour. Bury Your Dead. As I Lay Dying. Hatebreed. Cannibal Corpse. Losa. From the Fallen. Hammerfall. Dragonforce. Iron Maiden. Judas Preist. DIO. Rainbow.♥EMO FAG STUFF--- DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL. Plain White T's. Taking Back Sunday. Saosin. Sincebyman. Sunny Day Real Estate. Endpoint. Lifetime. Movielife. The Academy Is. Gloria. Anything my boyfriend sings to me.♥FOLK/INDIE--- ELLIOTT SMITH. REGINA SPEKTOR. HOLLY . Bright Eyes. Camera Obscura. Miss Derringer. The Postal Service. Joanna Newsom. Devendra Banhart. Neutral Milk Hotel. Death Cab for Cutie. The Moldy Peaches. Olivia Tremor Control. The Arcade Fire. Desaparecidos. Apollo Sunshine. Sondre Lerche. The Circulatory System. Le Tigre. Bikini Kill. Of Montreal. The New Pornograhers. Orange Lazarus.♥PUNKROCK--- RAMONES. The Misfits. The Sex Pistols. Agnostic Front. The Casualties. Lower Class Brats. A Global Threat. Screeching Weasel. The Queers. Teen Idols. Bad Brains. Subhumans. US Bombs.♥OLDIES--- ELVIS PRESLEY. Jerry Lee Lewis. Franky Vallie and The Four Seasons. The Shantells. Richie Valens. The Shirelles. Deon and the Bellmonts. The Beach Boys. The Shangri-Las. Buddy Holly. The Cleftones. The Crests. Roy Orbison. The Beatles. James Brown. Little Richard. B.B. King. Chuck Berry. Fats Domino. Chubby Checker. Bill Haley and the Comets. The Miguire Sisters.♥COUNTRY--- JOHNNY CASH. David Allen Coe. Hank Williams. Charlie Daniels. Conway Twitty. Walen Jennings. Shooter Jennings. Merle Haggard. George Jones. Loretta Lynn. Patsy Cline.♥80's--- PAT BENETAR. Blondie. Cyndi Lauper. Madonna. Michael Jackson. Motley Crue. Berlin. The Sugarhill Gang. The Bangles.♥GANGSTA SHIT--- AUTOMATIC. Standard. Tupac. Notorious BIG. Eazy-E. Wu Tang Clan. Three Six Mafia. Project Pat. Eight Ball and MJG. The Chosen One. Lil John. Lil John and The East Side Boys. Trillvill. Ludacris. Jay-Z. Run DMC. Slick Rick. DeeDee King. Bone Krusher. The Black Eyed Peas. Ying Yang Twins. <[And shut up with the genre rants. Genres happen to be extremely important. They ARE NOT stupid when you can actually distinguish the difference between all of them, so stop making yourself look like an idiot by saying they're pointless and dumb (Or better yet, making false claims of what you THINK they are- e.g. Emo = Dashboard Confessional. HAHAHA!!!>]

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Nightmare on Elm St. Halloween. Night of the Living Dead. Evil Dead. Faces of Death. Army of Darkness. Friday the 13th. Child's Play. Last House on the Left. Amittyville Horror. Star Wars. Rock 'n' Roll High School. Ramones Raw. 50 First Dates. Jail House Rock. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Some Like It Hot. Seven Year Ich. The Misfits. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Vanilla Sky. Requiem for a Dream. Pulp Fiction. Snatch. Almost Famous. Blow. A Clockwork Orange. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Gummo. Ken Park. The Life of Pi. I like every Tim Burton movie ever made. I am a sucker for any old school/low budget horror flick. I really enjoy independent and abstract films.

Television:

Television poisons your mind and rots your brain... But, I do watch it occassionally. The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Court TV, and A&E. Okay, I'll admit it, I love reality television... Even though it's not reality at all.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King, Dean Coontz, George Orwell, J.K. Rowling. I read alot of magazines... If that counts. I also read Harry fucking Potter... So what.

Heroes:

♥♥♥My amazing sister (and my ALL-TIME BEST FRIEND ever), because I definitely would not be who I am today, if it wasn't for her. She has taught me pretty much all of my street smarts. I got her back and she's got mine... NO MATTER WHAT. FUCK WITH US AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER CROSSED OUR PATHS. ♥Marilyn Monroe because she proved to young women all over the world that it's okay to be healthy (otherwise known as fat in this day and age). She was the epitome of sexy, beautiful, glamour, class, elegance, grace... Well, I could go on and on about her. I love her... End of story. ♥Joanna Newsom because (in my opinion) she is the most unique girl in the entire universe and she obviously does not give a damn what people think about her. She is such a brilliant, talented, eccentric musician... With a voice like a siren and the most graceful fingers to ever touch a harp. And she's so freakin adorable ♥DeeDee Ramone because I truly believe that Rock 'n Roll saved his soul. And, if it wasn't for him where would punk rock be today? He was an all out rocker and he sure as hell didn't give a damn about his reputation. I also used to have the same (dutch boy cut) hair cut as him... I hate admitting that but, what the hell. ♥Andy Warhol because, first and foremost, he invented pop art. He was quite possibly the strangest man of his generation. Besides all that... I'm a sucker for art. ♥Last but MOST DEFINITELY NOT least is Salvador Dali. I admire him for his ability to express himself and not necessarily care what people think about him. He was a tortured soul and I feel horrible about what his dumb bitch of a wife did to him. She drugged him and that is what made him seem crazy, all the time. But, if it wasn't for those drugs, I don't think that he would have created any of the masterpieces that he did.

My Blog

horribly long survey... read it, bitches.

Name Four Bad Habits You Have: -smoking-procrastinating -straightening my hair -not sleeping enough Name Four Things That You Wish You Had: -cigarettes-motivation -patience -my...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:11:00 PST

ridiculously long survey... read it, bitches.

I erased all that didn't apply to me to eliminate unnecessary reading. [x] I have read a lot of books.[x] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.[x] I have watched cartoons for hours.[x] I have...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST

I love LOVE

I believe there is something else entirely going on but no single person is ever to know it, so we fall in love. It could also be true that what we use everyday to open cans or the things we use to wr...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

you wouldn't understand... or would you?

Most explicit-- the sense of being trapped. Any movement... Where or when? Even with whom, since now there is no one quite with you. A language of singular impedance? A dance? An involuntary gesture t...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST

Make of it what you want

Living we cover vast territories; Imagine your life drawn on a map-- a scribble on the town where you grew up, each bus trip traced between school and home, or a clean line across the sea to a pl...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST

POEM...

Heal the sick and help the hurt. Fire the biggest gun. Bring home all the money. Yet, be satisfied with none. yeah... it's not that great but, i do what i can...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah okay whatever

I deleted all of the other things that didn't apply to me to eliminate unnecessary reading.[x] I shut others out when im sad[x] I own over 5 rap CDs[x] I own something from Hot Topic[x]I like Disney m...
Posted by Ala bo Bayla on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:54:00 PST