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Ummm, hi there, I'm Chris. I have also been known to answer to the following names: Kris, Kristoffa, Mr.Chris, Cor, CorCor, Cunt... to list a few.
I'm 20 and not enjoying that fact, It just looks... old lol.
Sarcastic, Sadistic and twisted would describe my sense of humour quite satisfactorily.
I do voluntary work. (It isn't as noble/selfless as it sounds, I basically do Admin work mostly behind the scenes)
I don't like to express myself vocally, I'm too impatient to convey myself articulately.
I write a lot, mainly fantasy novel types, a common theme in my writing seems to be ordinary people achieving the extraordinary, which to me is sort of what I'd like for the world.(Corny, I know)
I wouldn't say I followed a religion, but I do believe in spirituality and I do believe in a lot of Buddhist concepts, Anatta, Anicca and Dukkha, I do also attempt to take on the 5 precepts, I also believe in the eight fold path... but my sarcasm kinda hampers the Right Speech part
I currently have an immense
infatuation with the killers, Been a fan of them since I picked up hot fuss back in my college days... (that made me sound old) and since I got Sawdust, I have been unable to stop listening to them again.... if you haven't got Sawdust, go get it now! Leave me a comment bitches!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice Non Nasty People
The Killers
Lostprophets
Gandhi (If he wasn't dead)
Russel Brand, lol

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My Blog

So boring even obscurity shuns me >__>

Sooo we're nearing the end of this year, the end of the christmas holidays (although I already know people in retail and such professions have resumed work since like the 27th, Yay for Admin I say!) T...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:41:00 GMT

Jack and Zak rock my socks

These two rock my socks.. so yeh!  
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:01:00 GMT

R.I.P Kevin...

Kevin was my Guinea pig... he died today...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 13:20:00 GMT

CARDIFF FUN

Highlights of Caerdydd The statue people the microphone man and the bin drummer kfc the kid advertising the "goods" outside of anne summers the Double decker the toys r us incident!
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 13:41:00 GMT

arent telephone things irritating

i keep gettin evil texts about random arab people wanting to be my friends, and its draining my frigging money, and i don't remember ever signing up to any of this shit GRRRRRR
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:51:00 GMT

the instability of cristoph

Extraversion || 10% Stability || 10% Orderliness |||||||||||| 50% Altruism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Ar...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

ack questionarre

1. Name: Chris2. Your Nick Names: Cristoph4. Place of Birth: Castell-Nedd5. Zodiac Sign: Saggitarius6. Male or Female: male7. Your middle name: James8. School: Current?9. Occupation: Arse hole10. Resi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

...woo

put an[x] to all tht applies! [ ] hang out with me? [ ] go see a movie with me? [ ] hug me? [ ] hug me a lot? [ ] kiss me? [ ] use your tongue? [ ] let me put my hand on your butt? [ ] put You...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

survey wurvey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ChrisBirthday:15/12Birthplace:LlansawelCurrent Location:My bedroomEye Color:brownHair Color:blackHeight:5ft8?Right Handed or Left Handed:right handedYour Herita...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Manual Labour sucks....

Today i experienced the dubious joy that is manual labour, yet not being qualified for what i did i still did it and it worked ok, still waiting for explosions or what not. If you're wondering i fixed...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT