El Robio - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The first thing that is important to know about me is that I smell good. No, I mean really good. I'm not talking about choice of lotions or colognes, I just have a naturally good smell. So good in fact that I'm often invited to peoples home before they throw a party in hopes some of my smell will rub off on their home. I've been approached by Estee' Lauder to try and sell the rights of my smell, but they haven't been able to duplicate my unique aroma. True story, swear to god.
Oh, and I'm man-pretty. I'm sure you can see it from the pictures, but I think it bears mentioning just in case you can't see the images.

My Interests

I like Ren Faires, comic/sci-fi/pop-art conventions, Halloween or any other occasions where you can dress up in costumes and not look completely out of place. I've learned that wearing a cape in public can get you beaten up. I also like my Gamecube and really good quality alcohol.

I'd like to meet:

Pandas. I like Pandas. They're big and cuddly and cute and don't make a lot of noise. To me, that kind of stuff goes a long way. If I can't meet a panda I'd like to meet anyone who kind of fits the description of a "cool geek." People who like Ren Faires, conventions, comics, video games, and the like but can still get laid and don't like with their parents.

Music:

I don't listen to music. Music is the tool of the devil. How does Jesus benefit from me listening to music?

Movies:

I LIKE PORN. I like clown porn the best. It makes me happy in the pants.

Television:

That 70's Show, Whose Line is it Anyway, Iron Chef, Vh1 Celebreality (guilty pleasure), Family Guy, I Love the 80's, My Name is Earl

Books:

I like dem dere funny books with da peekachers.

Heroes:

The X-men especially Gambit and Dazzler because he's one suave mofo and she fights evil while wearing roller skates, Batman, The Flash, Spider-man, and most importantly Moon Knight.

My Blog

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I'm wearing very ripped up underwear today. I know a lot of you think that's sexy, so I just wanted you to know. This has been a Robio blog post. Thank you and good night.
Posted by El Robio on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:07:00 PST