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Big Al

Gimme water... and maybe somebody's daughter.

About Me

I live in seattle, I work at a newstand. i collect and critique music when im bored. I have a cat named Wino. I am much to multi-faceted to be described in a simple blurb. One day you will be able to read my biography, but until then, you will just have to talk to me.

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BREAKING NEWS:
I am not the first Al Maltz. The other Al Maltz, though he was an Albert not an Alec was the infamous/famous member of the Hollywood Ten. He was a blacklisted screenwriter in the age of McCarthyism. Despite writing screenplays for free with all proceeds going to the War Effort, they blacklisted him all the same, claiming him a Commie. So whats the big fucking deal, you ask? I come from a family of Hollywood Badboys. Look him up on Wikipedia.
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My Interests

eating, cooking, watching my cat be weird, listening to music, having fun, traveling, chillin

I'd like to meet:

Barak Obama. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Mike Tyson. Keef Richards

BIG FUCKING TREES:

Music:

Rolling Stones, X, Jason Webley, Grateful Dead, Ramones, Oingo Boingo, Dramarama, The Presidents of the United States of America, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Beatles, Johnny Cash, KISS, Motley Crue, Diamond David Lee Roth, Devo, The Who, Chuck Berry, James Brown and The J.B.'s, Jethro Tull, Tom Waits, Iron Maiden, The Kinks, Cock Sparrer, Tom Petty, Stevie Wonder, Miles Davis, Buddy Holly, Del Shannon, The Big Bopper, Roy Orbison, Warren Zevon, The Clash, Stiff Little Fingers, The Weirdos, Golden Earing, Led Zeppelin, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin has got some pipes, Al Green. Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cab Calloway, Lou Reed, Harry Belafonte, The Ventures, The B-52s, The Bad Plus, The Cars, Joe Strummer, Electric Light Orchestra, Martha and the Vandellas, The Chambers Brothers, The Yardbirds, Mohammed Rafi, Ravi Shankar, The Zombies, The Adicts, The Breakdowns, Three Dog Night (60's psychadelia meets Led Zep-style hard rock n roll), Foghat, Wet Cement, Gogol Bordello, X-Ray Specs, The Traveling Wilburys, The Genders, Big Joe Turner, The Hives

Movies:

The Tin Drum, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Easy Rider, Dirty Harry, Star Wars, Snatch, Big Fish, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tommy, Tonari no Totoro ('My Neighbor Totoro'), Foreign Films, Amarcord, Slums of Beverly Hills, The Most Dangerous Game, Barbarella, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shampoo, Ghost World, Kung Fu Hustle, Belladonna's Cockhappy, Borat, Ghostbusters, Atama Yama, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Earth Girls Are Easy, Indiana Jones.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, the Boondocks. History channel, non-english channels with subtitles. India Waves, The A-Team, CSI, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Equalizer, Many other bad 80s shows, Three's Company, YouTube is better, Gene Simmons show ("Family Jewels").

Books:

The Stranger, On the Road, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Choose Your Own Adventure, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Currently reading (for the 2nd time) Raymond Chandler's The Big Sleep I HIGHLY RECOMMEND it. It's THE definitive noir detective novel and, as a bonus, takes place in Hollywood. Any other Raymond Chandler.

Heroes:

Larry Flint, Dean Moriarty, Keith Richards, Arnold Shwartzennegar (no matter where i live, he will always be my Governator), George W. Bush, my cat Wino, Satan, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, The A-Team, Ford Prefect, Dog the Bounty Hunter, George Jefferson. Casanova.

My Blog

So i’m doing a medical study...

Yeah, its for a HIV vaccine. I asked all the right questions. "would you let them inject you with this stuff?" "yeah". all that shit. Everything was going fine. Then he told me it was on the 13th floo...
Posted by Big Al on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST

THE BEST CLOTHES EVER!!!

So go to this website and click "NudeSuits". I really don't have to say anymore. other than i want the fatguy's clothes. Here's the link: http://themightysven.carbonmade.com/projects/37941 You want to...
Posted by Big Al on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST

Crazy shit/Techmology

so im at work and everything is going fine and so the credit card machine decides to fuck things up and stop working. so i call my boss and over the phone he teaches me how to use the old school card ...
Posted by Big Al on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

10 Things about me other than what my myspace already says.

Here's how you play, once you've been tagged. You have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names a...
Posted by Big Al on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

I don't like the war either but FUCK PROTESTERS.

So i had a math test today, i think i did well. Then i had to turn in an English paper. thats cool. But some asshole retarted college students decided that their antiwar protest should go through all ...
Posted by Big Al on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST