The MasterMind Behind It All

About Me

I'm a philosopher, a zen master of sorts. I sit atop the hill of life and stroke my flowing white beard as I gaze upon the ignorant masses and their futile attempts at intelligent thought. Mind you I do not come down from my perch to contribute to the ant hill which is society. I have bigger, more important pursuits than to waste my time with mortal ponderences. Pursuits such as the perfect Tuna Sandwich or the intricacies of "The Reading Rainbow" theme. Take a look, Its in a book, The reading rainbow... The reading rainbow. Its deep shit people. -

My Interests

Hip-hop, films, and fine dining. I produce Rap and R&B, that's right I got beats and them shits is gangsta. I'm also pretty good with the ol' camcorder; I do videography work, direct music videos, and direct/produce short films. Oh and I'm always looking for new opportunites to lounge and brush up on my sloth!

I'd like to meet:

The man who heard Young Jeezy and said "WOW! We should pay this guy to rap!" At which point I would like to see Jeezy's face meet the blunt end of a rusty pipe. Also it would please me to no end to meet an exquisite beauty who has the capacity for logical thought and a stable personality. Anyone who has a vibrant social life which I could usurp and claim as my own, because frankly my friends are all hermits who rarely venture out of doors. It would also delight me to greet the person or persons who roam FSU stealing and vandalizing bike wheels. I mean really, why take the wheel? A whole bike is understandable but just the wheel and/or seat? Are you building a unicycle from scratch or something?... Come on! And of course George Clinton.

Music:

Al Green, The Spinners, Sublime, Outkast, Jay-z (may he retire in peace), 2pac, K-OS, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Kanye West, Murs, Beanie Siegel, Everclear, Public Enemy, M.O.P., John Legend, Lyfe Jennings, Raphael Saadiq, De La Soul, Yt (my boy), Nova, Lil Rod, Lil Boosie, Wyclef, old soul records, reggae (not dancehall), Cee-Lo, Geto Boys
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Movies:

The Royal Tennenbaums, Clerks, Wedding Crashers, Drowning in Sloth, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Streets is Watchin, Made

Television:

Rap City, Project Greenlight, BET Next, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Stranger's With Candy, Alf (he was on TV once), Mr. Show, Lost, Chapelle's Show if he ever comes back from South Africa... that crazy SOB, Arrested Development, Seinfeld (still number 1 in my book), paid programing

Books:

My own notations are more than any piece of prose ever could be.

Heroes:

Damon Dash, Rick Rubin, Kanye West

My Blog

The Best Time To Shop For Groceries

If you buy your own groceries, then surely you aught know about the wonder that is Walmart. Nobody beats their prices, nobody. The only drawback to Walmart is the crowds. But alas, there is a solution...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

3 Days

I only have 3 days left to live out with my family, thank god! 2 days if you don't count the next few hours! I'm leaving for vacation tonight and I don't get back until next Friday night. Then I ...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How dare they!

I attempted to visit Yt's page a moment ago and myspace said that his profile was "undergoing routine maintenance". I've seen this before, they did it to Tiger and the next day he was gone. I swear if...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have I Ever Mentioned How I Like To Piss People Off?

Not to say that I do it without reason, but give me a motive and I'll drive you nutz. Like that Erin chick who keeps leaving me disturbing comments. I guess that's the downfall of this modern age of t...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Know Ya'll Be Lovin That Yt

If you ain't already, you need to go check out that Yt(myspace.com/ytemcee). I produced all of the tracks up there so you already know they're hot! I Ain't Gotta Lie- No you don't, this shit really&nb...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now I'm Hot They All On Me

What a wonderful day. I woke-up to Al Green, if you don't know about that Al Green you better ask somebody! I ate lunch, pizza of the cheese variety. I made another hot beat, gangsta as always. I play...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've had an epiphany!

Today I had an Idea for the most glorious Movie! An idea so spectacularly unique, I dare say that it is going to revolutionize film as you know it! It's an action flick with a twist. It's intelligent....
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Roommates Wanted

Roommate wanted. 3 bedroom 2 bath. $400 a month plus 1/3 utilities. Tile and hardwood floors except in the bedrooms. Cable internet and TV included. Weems Plantation. 10 minute drive to FSU/...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it figures

Any one who has talked to me within recent months has heard my tale of how I was going to get this professional camcorder for graduation, and how every time I ordered it that it got backordered or can...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Champions!

Congratulations to the Detroit Pistons for your glorious defense of your title as World Champions! Though the game is not yet over you are up by an overwhelming 39-38. Surely with the 1-2 Wallace Punc...
Posted by The MasterMind Behind It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST