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Auburn Sucks

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About Me

Auburn really sucks theyve only won one national championship in 19 frickin 57, they have three different mascots, they are 4 games behind in the series against Bama, everyone in the SEC hates them, theyve violated rules so many times the NCAA nearly set up an office in Opelika, and also they are consistently overrated.Everyone should hate Auburn its very very easy to do. Its not hard, and it's what God wants. Ask yourself, WWJD? He would hate Auburn.So as a good American, a good person, and to secure eternal life, hate Auburn. You'll start to enjoy it as soon as you seem those hicks TP theyre campus after between Northwest Mississippi Baptist Women's Vocational Tech Pregnancy Center State Instititute.

My Interests

AUBURN Suck

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the guy who invented Auburn so I can punch him in the ovaries.

Music:

I enjoy the sweet sound of "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer" echoing throughout Bryant-Denny after Auburn loses.

Movies:

Forest Gump

Television:

SEC football on CBS

Books:

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5Gualdacanal Diary... read it. Generation Kill... Responsible American, read it. Letters to a Young Conservative

Heroes:

Bear Bryant.