O hewo,fortune cookie says my name is Old YOung Kim!!!ugh, screw this crap...ok so my name is young kim(or if u want 2 b like my dad, call me broken birth control kim).any way...im an origamian that does stand up comedy(on my blog) at my school.i also pass out my origami on special occasions and every1 seems to like them.(besides,i like 2 show the ladies what they cant have..."forbidden fruit is always the sweetest")yeah i somehow got famous at my school and other places im not even aware of!(friends mom told me that she had heard from work i was the guy that gave origami at ponderosa)its not just my origami and sense of humor that gets me known in places.in fact,u may one day hear,"hey did u hear?some azn kid got locked in the school bathroom!"Also i rejoined Tae-Kwon-Do...Yes, i am a 2nd degree black belt...Oh, FOOK Y'ALL!.... ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name: old young kim!
Birthday: i'm not tellin stalkers
Birthplace: my names asian, where do u think?
Current Location: read previous answer
Eye Color: um...catoonish dot...
Hair Color: darkish black
Height: yeow ming style u wuss
Right Handed or Left Handed: um.. i still have both...
Your Heritage: all korean, straight up twinkie
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones i got from al bundy?
Your Weakness: u if u don't shut up
Your Fears: frineds of mine who made my myspace without me knowing
Your Perfect Pizza: azn style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make parody songs such as the one below
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: buddha buddha buddha buddha bellies everywhere!
Thoughts First Waking Up: im just an asian for a nuke invasion
Your Best Physical Feature: south of the "equator"
Your Bedtime: who r u, my f'ing mom?
Your Most Missed Memory: what moron misses a memory?
Pepsi or Coke: u mean piss or shit?
MacDonalds or Burger King: u mean ass or dick?
Single or Group Dates: u mean a threesome
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ginger tea u female dog
Chocolate or Vanilla: no bananas? u racist ho bag...
Cappuccino or Coffee: i don't drink crap
Do you Smoke: opium?
Do you Swear: wtf u just say u beaver's home donkey hole?
Do you Sing: she bangs, she bangs...
Do you Shower Daily: ur a frikin stalker...
Have you Been in Love: not allowed to date outside my race.
Do you want to go to College: barber or clown?
Do you want to get Married: with children?
Do you belive in yourself: go cut yourself
Do you get Motion Sickness: not when i'm high
Do you think you are Attractive: ur a perv
Are you a Health Freak: i just have bird flu, that's all!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: i can't even speak korenglish to them...
Do you like Thunderstorms: um...random...
Do you play an Instrument: um...piano...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: samuel adams is always a good choice!sake...not so much...
In the past month have you Smoked: if if did, y the hell would i tell u?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: read previous answer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: then got her pregnant, then quit school, then became the korean al bundy...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: asian markets, 5 dolla make ya holla!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: the white stuff?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: u ass
In the past month have you been on Stage: doin standup...and standdowns...
In the past month have you been Dumped: i don't speak jackass...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wouldn't u like t know, freak
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the password to everyone's myspace
Ever been Drunk: did i not answer this already u drunken bastard
Ever been called a Tease: ...um, u just did.
Ever been Beaten up: i'll beat U if u don't shut up
Ever Shoplifted: r u missin a certain child?
How do you want to Die: chokin on ramen. take notes u rapist
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: some1 that doesn't have to take queer surveys.
What country would you most like to Visit: crazia(Crazy Asia)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: long as they have an eye
Favourite Hair Color: as long as she has hair
Short or Long Hair: read previous answer
Height: non-short
Weight: non-fat
Best Clothing Style: no moomoos
Number of Drugs I have taken: undetermined
Number of CDs I own: it's called an ipod, hippie
Number of Piercings: does the nipple, tongue, and dick count?
Number of Tattoos: freak
Number of things in my Past I Regret: undeterminable
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