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Dexter The Second

am a gentleman-lover: never drop my knickers until she does!

About Me

I am a novelist focused on Utopian subjects. I've contributed in a small way to the just released book UTOPIA OR BUST. You will find it a delightful read as it's about a joyous new order where love and laughter are portrayed as natural derivatives from global equity and income security. Check it out in the widget below. If you face a problem operating the widget, simply go to http://www.lulu.com/content/2700482 to read a review or to order a copy. Visit my storefront to learn more

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Audrey Hepburn

My Interests

Music , Reading, chatting up women from different parts of the globe, cruising in ships and trains with delightful companions.


I'd like to meet:

It's more like who I wanna keep.. I wanna hang on to all of who I have, whose very presence around me adds more sweet souls to caress and smiley faces to wake up to. I am obsessed with lovin and I get plenty of it from folks from all corners, races, origins.I'm the happiest fool I know; wish everyone on the planet the same luck, and guess what - I work 25X8 towards that outrageous goal!!

Music:

Hard Bop,Reggae, Latin Satin, Jam Sessions - stuff that gives a high before the first sip of Cognac. My fave jazzmen include Eric Dolphy, Charlie Parker, Archie Shepp, McCoy Tyner, Neils Pederson, Max Roach.. list is long!

Movies:


Premade MySpace LayoutsLove comedy, fave stars Woody Allen,Marx brothers, Salma Hayek, Sharon Stone, Goldie Hawn, Charlize Theron, John candy, Dan Akroyd, Jack Lemmon, Steve Martin.. Dont care much for action, mystery, Sci-Fi,ET and other unreal junk.

Television:

Seinfeld (love Julia Dreyfus), Cheers, Frazier, Monk, Becker, Hard Talk and Datelien-BBC.Cant stand Soaps - CNN stuff especially, Sob Stories, Corny Oprah, and silly Reality shows such as the one with that wrinkleskullcombover, and Obnoxious whatever.

Books:

Tagore's Gitanjali & Lovers Crossing, Marriage and Morals ( Bertrand Russell) Vernon God Little, Algebra of infinite justice (A. Roy), Michael Moore's stupid white men, Margaret Atwood's Hand Maids ( she is clever and Canadian!), Coetze's Disgrace, George Orwell's 1984,Thomas More's Utopia,Elfriede Jelinek's Piano Teacher,Everything by Isabelle Allende (oh, is she hot or what?)Kamasutra, Pacnchatantra... list once again is endless.Cant stand boring Naipaul,Danielle Steele, and all the kings and queens of crime, suspense thrillers.

Heroes:

M.K.Gandhi, Dalai Lama, Desmond Tutu, Aung San Su Kyi, Goldie Hawn, Sharon Stone,John Coltrane, Dexter Gordon, Miles Davis, Oscar Peterson, Duke Ellington, Gerry Mulligan and many others that inspire me in my work and play.

My Blog

Hump your way to Utopia !!

It's quite elementary, actually...Abandon the six billion normal folks - pseudo-moralists, god-peddlers, society-folk to the mainland, and let us, the six million weirdos, park in  dinky lil isla...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

Detachable Body Parts ??

And why not? Available add-ons of the day include wigs, contacts, tit-pumpers, dixtensions.....It may not be long before they come up with ways to unscrew and screw back body parts. Imagine the joy of...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

cigarette burns and coffee stains ..

I've been drinking thirty cups of fresh-brewed Colombian/Nigerian coffee and smoked two cigarettes for each of those cups, during most of my adult years - at a cost of $125,000 for cigarettes and s...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:15:00 PST

surely, a plastic dildo cant replace a raging dick, can it ??

i know some women who just got tired of lookin for love in wrong places, some who cant stand the average male - we aint a prize-catch you know, and yet others who are so busy livin they'd forgotten l...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST

In Praise of Ugly Bettys, everywhere...

Speaking from experience, I find girls with asymmetrical faces and minor flaws such as a tooth or two out of line, plural chins, pointy noses, smaller tits, larger butts etc., always had something el...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST

when you think of it ,we are all hoes!

i don't know anyone who doesn't whore around for money, or favors that lead to money !writers whore around with editors to get published; gals to get married or even for a sumptuous meal; men to disc...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:51:00 PST

Extract one phukin smile a day ....

Let me tell you a long, boring story, how a little kindness pays off rich dividends...As a jazzman, writer, I have to hustle every meal, though i've always been lucky (i make my own tho) to have enoug...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

Why should "screwed up America" bother those outside its borders?

Most of my good friends in America tell me what America does with itself , its friends, or enemies should be none of my business. cant quite agree with them for the following reasons.1. Global econom...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:08:00 PST

The Chaos will Continue as long as you let it...

The two Sanskrit words shown below describe choice of options for all  of us, with great clarity.Sarva Mangalam is Happiness to one and allSarva Vinasanam is Destruction of everything and everybo...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

woman of my dreams !!

one of my foolish musings on woman of the future!! since you would notice the difference better if you had Sir Walter Scott's original, here's the link to Scott's poem titled patriotism.http://www.le...
Posted by Dexter The Second on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST