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chris vs the state of virginia

shiftys law there is no law (R.I.P lil ant)

About Me

THE TRUTH (and the bail bondsman) WILL SET U FREEfuck r.i.p. when i die no 1 will find me and if u do do with me ass u please fill me full of beer and then role me down a hillim me thats all you need to knoI woke up at 9:30, I was cool wit that I said damn it's kinda early but I'm cool wit that I had a message on my celly I'm like who did it? Turns out, it was this chick I'd like to 'ooh' with Now I'm tryin' to figure out if I'ma goin to fool with it She used to be the cheerrleader type, school spirrit You know the pom-poms, back flips, split wit it I know a lot of niggaz tried but they didn't get it Or maybe they had the game they just didn't spit it Or they won't admit it, cuz they carry too much pride in it I like to slide in it, flip it and dip it and take a ride in it Hide in it, might flight glide in it You know I did it, cuz I'm cool wit it A lot of niggaz talkin' shit but I'm cool wit it Walk in a party, lotta gawkin' but I'm cool wit it Look outside, see what I'm parkin? you can't fool wit itFacin' me, aint that hard but it aint that easy Like I don't know when to play hard and when to play easy Believe me, George and Weezy couldn't move up this fast I'm lappin' errybody can't tell if I'm first or last It won't hurt ya ass, but it might hurt yo ass To come trippin', find derrty got the perfect stash The perfect gat, left in ya ass thought I would run Laughin' at them niggaz who thought derrty was done I'm a, son a g, I'm not a son of bitch I'm makin' sure that my son and my sons gon be rich Daughters and my daughters in no particular order I leave em layin up out the water wit straps to protect they ball up Cuz I call it
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: lil shifty
Birthday: 6/20/88
Birthplace: l-side or ls
Current Location: jail if its after iv had court
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: ?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mob dont tell
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: fat chicks
Your Fears: life
Your Perfect Pizza: eatabol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: boned can u pay
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no ser dog
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need more beer
Your Best Physical Feature: hair look at the pic
Your Bedtime: when theres no more beer
Your Most Missed Memory: my soul
Pepsi or Coke: kind of coke? sick pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: im lil shifty i dont date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate im black
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck that shit
Do you Smoke: when im off probation
Do you Swear: not to god
Do you Sing: in the bath
Do you Shower Daily: yes 2times
Have you Been in Love: ? i dont kno
Do you want to go to College: like 2 party / 1 day
Do you want to get Married: i dont kno
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: no do u
Do you think you are Attractive: look at me
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if ur with me
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i dont date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: the hole box ? if so then yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell! no
In the past month have you been on Stage: a court sage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: shot out with the f.b.i
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: tatoo arits
What country would you most like to Visit: j-rock
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: i dont care
Short or Long Hair: most have hair
Height: i dont care
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: off
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont remeber
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: like 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all butt the 1
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My Interests

i love beer long walks in the park. doggs all drugs. all!! fights with friends. p mill shit. and all kinds of falling down

I'd like to meet:

i would like 2 meet u and ur famly some pittbulls a man name kid. lil markis,senbad not the pirit that black guy. some homeless people that smoke crack butt sell weed. tony yayo of g-unit. herpess! so i cen find a way 2 get rid of them. a bmx star. stanit and nick . bridman. and the guy that made cell phones. the guys that work 4 milfseekers i need a job

Music:

all butt gods

Movies:

all butt gods

Television:

prison shit,inked,i have fond myself in jail a lot so i dont wach tv that much

Books:

all butt dont tell people i cen read or ill lose all my true friends

Heroes:

david outten shug night slimthug and crazy music stars not like hanson and rhonda u kno u r and the things u do 4 meand the most inportent person in my life brit h i dont give last names she knows that she's my heroe and will 1 day give me money lol

My Blog

girls

1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Whats your sign?5.Phone Number:6. Location:7. Height:8.Hair (color and style):9.Piercings/tattoos:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a ...
Posted by chris vs the state of virginia on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

out of jail 4 a week

hey guys i was in jail and im morethenlikey im going back in july i dont care 1 day il be free so fuck jb
Posted by chris vs the state of virginia on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:38:00 PST