John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday!

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Hunter S. Thompson

My name is Fawkes. I love moshing, kittens, sushi, and thumb wrestling. I live on Planet Fawkes. You can visit if you are fun. Fun is mandatory!

My Interests

Kung-fu kerosene drinking. Couch surfing. Platypus ranching. Weeding out the weak and chilling with the strong. Enlightenment. Things which are bouncy, hot, or sparkly. Conquering the world.

I'd like to meet:

Space aliens, dorky girls, real men, and whoever invented the spork.

If you are cute rather than hot, clever rather than cool, athletic rather than slim, and stand out rather than fit in, then I would like to meet you.

Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%

Pride: 80%

Greed: 60%

Sloth: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Envy: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?

Music:

The Sisters of Mercy- Ribbons

Movies:

I'm a fan of film noir, action movies, SciFi, crime, spy, and war movies, and dark comedies.

Television:

Arrested Development, South Park, The Office, Scrubs, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sifl And Olly

Books:

Satire, parody, pulp mystery, fantasy, and sci-fi. My favorite author at the moment is Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Myself, Iron Man, Bruce Lee, Conan the Barbarian, Ernest Hemingway, Lobo, Smedley Butler, Myself ten years from now, Teddy Roosevelt, Jimmy Woo, Bruce Springsteen, The Shadow, and Myself. This guy:

And also this guy:
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My Blog

TMI 133

1. How many cell phones have you had? How long have you had your current cell phone number?I've had three. It's been the same number since I got my first one, which was somewhere between four an...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Fri, 09 May 2008 05:06:00 PST

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1. Pancakes or waffles? With or without toppings?Pancakes with butter and maple syrup. I don't think I've had pancakes at all this year. 2. They say, "Way to a man's heart is throug...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:55:00 PST

On Blowjobs

Ladies read and learnso i just woke up from a terrible dream. on one hand, it was good because it was a sex dream...on the other hand, it was a dream about a girl who couldnt give a blow job to save h...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

TMI 131

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?Neither. Big fat zero. 2. What was your biggest financial mistake?Buying a couple of video games, then only playing them a few hours. ...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST

Accepted!

I found out a couple days ago that I have been accepted into the MBA program at Chico. It feels good to know that I won't have to get a real job for two more years. I'm still waiting to he...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

Nobody’s Fool

If any of you have still not heard of Zug.com, check it out. This guy should be the onemaking the big bucks as a prankster. Also this reminded me of the Ben Franklin episode of The ffice.&...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:02:00 PST

TMI Tuesday

Some of you have been pestering me to post blogs more often. I wasn’t going to give in, because coming up with interesting new blogs is a bit of a chore. Luckily for all of you, I ha...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

Rich assholes > Gold-digging whores

From the NYC Craigslist a couples months ago. This was a W4M personals ad. > What am I doing wrong? > > > Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful > (spectacularly beau...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:39:00 PST

How not to beg for money

Chico is full of assholes who tell you that their car is broken down "just around the corner" and you can somehow help them by giving them five dollars. They piss me off. I've heard some s...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

Monkey Robbers and Prostitutes

The best part is at the very bottom, but this whole article is worth reading. It is from the same authors who wrote Freakonomics, a brilliant book which explores such disparate subjects as...
Posted by John the Savage leaves Chico on Thursday! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:29:00 PST