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JOEY

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About Me

I have started tracking guitars in the studio for Hour Negative. We are experimenting with about 12 different amps, so we are going to find a crushing tone. Also I want to point out that I did use the word "crushing" to describe guitar tone, big whup! you want to fight about it!!!

My Interests

Guitar, Electronic Sampling, Analog Keyboards, Apple Computers, Video Cameras, Drums, Recording Studios, Stand-up Comedy, Songwriting, Jack Russell Terriers, and ENJOYING LIFE!

I'd like to meet:

1349 - Sculptor of Flesh

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Music:

Obviously I love music, so anywhere between Miles Davis and Disincarnate.Currently I am Listening to the new The End album, Norma Jean, Psyopus, Ice Demons, and Radiohead.

Movies:

All the cliché cool movies (Like Coppola, Scorcese, Anderson, and Mutha-Fuckin Lucus Films), Iron Eagles 2, Enemy Mine, and The Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie.

Television:

Mr.Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Monty Pythons, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Showzen, and The A Team********

Books:

Be Here Now, Brave New World, any thing from Phillip K. Dick, The History of The Origin of All Things, Rule By Secrecy, Comic Books,1984, Atlantis:Alien Visitations and Genetic Manipulations, Bloodlines of the Illumanati, and Decibel Magazine.

Heroes:

My Cousin Brandon Hendley (AKA DJ Babyboy from KISS 95.1) who died tragically on September 22, 2006. He was my little brother and I will miss him always. If you knew him then you would understand why he is one of my heroes. Charles Bronson, Enough Said! Lou Gossit Jr. Enough Said!!
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My Blog

Why Jeff Foxworthy should die!

It's fitting that a person like Jeff Foxworthy would host a show based on 5th grader knowledge.  However, the show is a fucking train wreck because there is a total of  5 questions asked the...
Posted by JOEY on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Party Like it's 1984

I recently read the book, "1984" by George Orwell and the major point that I took away was the concespt of  Doublethink.  Doublethink is: The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in on...
Posted by JOEY on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Sweat Pants and McDonalds Go Together Like, Well, Sweatpants and McDonalds!!

I noticed today when I ate at McDonalds I was wearing a sweatsuit.  I did not plan it that way it just sort of happened.  However, I realized everyone was wearing sweatsuits and slightly ove...
Posted by JOEY on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST

Shut Up Joey About Politics!

Just So You Know! If anyone who has been around me lately or viewed my profile on MySpace may notice I talk about politics more often now. It is funny how it is almost taboo to speak out about what is...
Posted by JOEY on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Fuck you local Convenient Store, or non-local!!!!!

I just want to point out that I was tricked into buying a car wash while using my debit card at the pump.  WHY?? you ask.  Because they set up those pumps to confuse people, they are al...
Posted by JOEY on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST