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Jane of the Jungle

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About Me

I'm just a little ole Midwestern girl with a questionable bad attitude. I work mostly, and when I'm not working, you can usually find me working some more at home (helllo painting). I am currently an apprentice to become a funeral director (don't ask) as well as a continuing care director for the grief stricken (I'm busy). ..

My Interests

friends.family.love.hate.war.peace. laughter.enourmous gaudy sunglasses.bombshells. music. singing when you don't know how.sunnaps. bananas.bandanas. elvis.and myself, of course....

I'd like to meet:

Other funeral directors, people that have common sense, but can also read a book, ladies who stand up for what they believe in, perverts need not apply....

Music:

If it's gotta guitar, you can bet I'll listen to it...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Four Rooms, Anchorman, Hostel, Psycho -- anything that'll make me laugh or puke.

Television:

My Name is Earl - The Office - Family Guy - That's about it....

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk - he wrote the novel Fight Club. Check out his stuff, you'll be amazed, I promise.... Sylvia Plath 'The Bell Jar' - one tough broad.... Adding to the list - 'Bitch' - A book in praise of difficult women by Elizabeth Wurtzel. Read this folks, you'll understand - and **no** it's not just a bra-burnin' feminist book....

My Blog

ChaChaChaChanges..... A Midwestern Rant

If I’m the queen of anything in the whole entire world - it’s changing. I love change - I thrive on it - I feel thus far it’s kept me going as a non-stagnant human-being. I changed...
Posted by Jane of the Jungle on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

Patience.Expression.

Two things I am disabled at: patience and expression. I have come to terms with this lately as I am trapped up at home with the pillow farting disease, otherwise known as pink eye.... Going stir cra...
Posted by Jane of the Jungle on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

It rhymes with meth....

During the past week or so, I've been doing a little reminiscing about the last few years of my midwesternish novel-worthy life. While doing that, coupled with my new and improved career, I have com...
Posted by Jane of the Jungle on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:35:00 PST

That's what I drive -- I drive cars that *shift* themselves....

This....  This, my friends is my favorite time of year - chilly, dreary, and perfect for roasting weenies - yes, fall is upon us here in the ole Midwest and I almost cannot contain my happiness (...
Posted by Jane of the Jungle on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

"The Spring of Jane"

While being unemployed, I was inspired by a friend to prolong the situation, and make the best of the horrendous task of finding a job in the glorious refining captial of the Midwest.  The infamo...
Posted by Jane of the Jungle on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST