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dan

hoooa...ooorah....same fuckin thing!

About Me

Well, I'm married now...so dont ask to borrow money from me CAUSE I DONT GOTS NONE! Marriage rocks...

My Interests

Paying off debt, spending time with Misses Baeta, drinking, quitting smoking, riden the crotch rocket (streetbike, not a dildo you homo,) gettin my bone on with Misses Baeta, and jumping out of airplanes at Airborne school...again....crazy shit!

I'd like to meet:

Denzel Washington, Jon Stewart, El Presidente, and an Iraqi "sand nigger" so i can blow his motherfuckin' head off and make it pop like 6 feet up in the air!....Crazy Shit. ("Three Kings" quote.)

Music:

country, rock & roll, new rock

Movies:

Grandmas Boy, Boondock Saints, Spaceballs, Backdoor Sluts 9, South Park.

Television:

COPS, South Park, Futurama, Wren & Stimpy, House

Books:

hairy potter and the source awards

Heroes:

Denzel Washington, Trent, KP, Harrison Ford (hes a mans mans man)