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Smiffy

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About Me

Hmmm an essay about me...I don't think I have enough room here!! I'm sure all my mates could describe me better than I can, nice things of course! The trouble is if I put anything here about me like I am a tall dark handsome sex god I sound like I'm being a bit up myself!! ummm my favourite colour is red (come on you Arsenal!) but I also like blue as well, and green thats a nice colour too! I like chocolate (lots of) and warm summer days, I don't like having to describe myself on websites!
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Name: James McLean Smith
Birthday: 19th November don't forget!!
Birthplace: Tunbridge Wells so I'm told
Current Location: The picturesque town of Uckfield (cough)
Eye Color: Browny grey not sure if there's a proper word for that
Hair Color: Really dark brown
Height: 5ft 11 I think but a long time since I bothered to check
Right Handed or Left Handed: Totally right, totally incapable of anything with my left
Your Heritage: Half Essex half Scottish (Sessex)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My trusty Nike dunks
Your Weakness: My arms....and my legs
Your Fears: Anyone bigger than me!
Your Perfect Pizza: A big one!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A degree would be nice (fingers crossed!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Be right back. Yes sometime next week usually!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh dear
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm someone said my legs were nice but she was quite old!
Your Bedtime: When I collapse of exhaustion!
Your Most Missed Memory: Growing up with my Mum (lost her when I was 7)
Pepsi or Coke: Tesco Classic beats the lot
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, I go there far too often!
Single or Group Dates: Depends how scary the girl is! mostly single I think
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton ice all the way, a far better blend
Chocolate or Vanilla: All I can say is both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only passively down the pub
Do you Swear: Not much but I have little episodes sometimes (usually football!)
Do you Sing: In the shower, although singing is prob not the right word!
Do you Shower Daily: Absolutely, love a radox shower
Have you Been in Love: That's deep, not utterly in love yet I don't think, love's very special
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that!
Do you want to get Married: If miss right shows up most definitely!
Do you belive in yourself: Yup up until about 5 minutes before I have to do something challenging!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when Tim's driving!
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't say I'm much of a pin up
Are you a Health Freak: Quite the opposite!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah except when I'm after money!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em but English ones are rubbish, had amazing ones in Africa
Do you play an Instrument: I bang tables
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No not had one since April, been too long!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box is rather greedy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No and certainly never will
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nearly did karaoke but i escaped!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ha ha no too cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some biscuits off my brother nothing too hardcore!
Ever been Drunk: many a time
Ever been called a Tease: ha ha you'd have to ask around
Ever been Beaten up: no I always manage to run away!
Ever Shoplifted: A Mars Bar a long long time ago but those days are behind me!
How do you want to Die: Some kind of industrial accident, something dramatic!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I'm already there! so long as I'm happy thats all that matters
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland, I'm dying to go there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown and dreamy
Favourite Hair Color: definitely brunette
Short or Long Hair: long but not down to her knees or anything like that!
Height: ummm bit shorter than me
Weight: curvaceous
Best Clothing Style: not fussed
Number of Drugs I have taken: just one in my misspent youth
Number of CDs I own: something ridiculous, I'd say 500+
Number of Piercings: None, I did go through an earring phase though
Number of Tattoos: None, my body is my temple! (thinking bout it though)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Had a really dodgy curry once
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My Interests

Oh dear this will be another stupid answer but I like most things! I always enjoy doing new and adventurous stuff although I do draw the line at bungee jumping (always has scared tha pants off me!) I suppose on a typical weekend I might catch a bit of footy (my beloved Arsenal) go out to a nightclub, wake up sometime the next day and try my hand at jet skiing or something like that!

I'd like to meet:

I'm well into meeting new people its almost like a hobby cos I enjoy getting to know people and finding out what they're like, I think everyone is very interesting in their own little way! I'm also determined to make friends with someone from every country in the world on here, may be a challenge but thats what happens when you make bets down the pub! Also trying to find any of my old schoolmates that I lost touch with.
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Music:



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A lot of criticism has been aimed at my taste in music but I don't care! Love bit of old skool funk, neo soul, reggae, african music, latin, hip hop (but ptoper stuff not "fiddy" cent!), breakbeat, everything that no one else likes pretty much! And still partial to a bit of drum n bass, reminds me of my mispent youth! Names...Love Roy Ayers, Aim, Culture, Israel Vibration, 4 hero, Jill Scott, Mahotella Queens, Bootsy Collins, Maze, Adriana Evans, Angela Johnson, Jaguar Wright, Simentera, Brass Construction, Kem, Donnie, Jacob Miller, Bushman, Buju Banton, Supercat, Patrice Rushen, Calibre, Minnie Ripperton, Gil Scott-Heron, Blackbyrds, Ward 21, Jagwa, Mighty Diamonds, Beres Hammond, Mutabaruka, Sammy Dread, Mr Scruff, Nightmares on Wax, Omar, Peven Everett, Con Funk Shun, Dextrous, Breakage, all the old reinforced stuff, Sound Providers, Blackalicious, Lewis Parker... sure you know who they all are!

Movies:

Well if I'm going to the cinema I love all the big action flicks, got quite a strong stomach so I can handle most horrors, also perfected a way to look away without people noticing! Love comedies but I prefer them to be quirky and subtle rather than obvious gags about body fluids! As far as home viewing goes I like to tackle deeper films which make me think, just watched Constant Gardener, v good and reminded me of my time in Africa, Hotel Rwanda, Crash, a film called Elephant about shooting in schools, Rabbit proof fence (about the struggle of aborigines) all pretty intellectual really! And Wallace and Gromit! I shouldn't admit this on the internet but I don't mind the odd chick flick either.

Television:

I used to be a bit of a TV addict but I've reformed now, don't know if its cos TV has got worse or if I have just changed. CAN'T STAND Big Brother, I understand how people who hate football must feel when the world cup is on now!! Neighbours is still compulsive viewing, its so bad its good, doesn't take itself too seriously like Eastenders does, like a good TV thriller like waking the dead, prefer the English shows, US ones try a bit too hard to be clever. I like Derren Brown as well, I've always been into people freaking each other out like he does (in a nice way!) clever stuff!

Books:

I like a good crime thriller, there's plenty of them about, I don't really go for a particular author, I'm into life stories as well as long as they are by people who have actually had a life! No disrespect but how can you fill a whole book up about Jade Goody? I'll prob end up reading that now cos I'm curious!

Heroes:

Nelson Mandela without a doubt. Have read his book "long walk to freedom", its about 3000 pages at least but you never get bored so thats a testament to what a great read it is. Nelson Mandela is an absolutely incredible person, it would be amazing to meet up with him (if your reading this Nelson, please get in touch!)Kris Eubank, he lives near me, he's not neccesarily my hero but he's a top bloke and he gets a lot of bad press that he doesn't deserve,he's a bit off the wall but he's a good person.Whoever invented the dishwasher, what a legend! There should be statues!