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The Best Things in Life, Aren't Things.

About Me

Colorado native, I have lived in almost every corner of this state at some point in time. I Love living in Denver but I also like escaping to the mountains to camp and fish etc. I am a gal who likes to have fun and try new things, If I haven't done it yet then I NEED to do it. I am intelligent, sweet, cute, understanding, open, funny, modest (And easily amused). No, my hair is not naturally *_____*(No matter what color it appears to be); yes the blue eyes are real (I tried to take them out once it did not work). I love hockey and football, not really into any other sports but going to any game is always a good time. I enjoy almost every facet of music from jazz to speed metal. I love to read; the weirder and more obscure the book the better. I am a painter not as in portraits but as in, anything else that cannot escape me. I am a little bit of a car nut; I have a weird semi-twisted love affair with the AudiTT (if I could find a way I would marry one and have a bunch of tiny lil TTs running around knitting tiny rims**sigh**) I am a cartoonaholic, I love them all, ALL of them!!! I recently started lifting weights working towards the ever-elusive 4.5 pack but as of right now; I am a BBW with a Butt so BIG I Named it!!!(For those of you on the learning curve...BBW is BIG Beautiful WomanI am actually more of a BCW; BIG Cute Woman). I think that I should put a little disclaimer: I am very ornery and I have a slightly dark and twisted sense of humor. If there is anything else that you would like to know, feel free to ask.________________________________________________________ __

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Mohamed Ali, Angelina Jolie, Martin Luther King, M.C. Escher, Newt Hoenicker or his father, The guy who invented Sharpie markers, Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky 4th, I think Bono would be interesting to have a conversation with, Bill Phillips, Andy Warhol, The person who REALLY shot Kennedy, Benny Hill, Kiefer Sutherland, I would have liked to have met, Steve Erwin :(

Music:


Movies:

Comedy, Action, Anything with Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan in it... (I want to be Jackie Chan when I grow up)(unfortunately I think I am too tall and would have to get a few inches hacked off of my legs)

Television:

CSI, House, Law and Order, America's Next Top Model, Fear Factor

Books:

My FAVE book of all time is: "The Illuminatus Trilogy" by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson Also really good are: "The Cosmic Trigger I & II" by Robert Anton Wilson My Second FAVE book is: "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut (I LOVE ALMOST EVERYTHING BY HIM I HAVE READ) I have read and Love (giggle) all of the Harry Potter books (bite-me) Right now I am reading: "More Black Magic" by Anonymous (the only word that can even come close to describing this book is INSANE)

Heroes:

1. My Seventh of Nine personalities, (she has always really been there for me) 2. Firemen, (the eleventh commandment is: Thou shalt not pass up a fireman) 3. Mohamed Ali, "Float like a butterfly Sting like a Bee" ( That is better than SUN TZU people!) 4. Angelina Jolie, she makes me want to raid stuff

My Blog

Nooooooooodles.

Noodles are one of man's greatest accomplishments. Think about it. Try to imagine your life without any noodle interaction at all. A sad pale existence that would be my friend. Sad pale existence in...
Posted by eff on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:14:00 PST

fog

I thought this fog had lifted The ache that filled the hole you left had drained away I was a whole person again I was a better version of me It didn't take much did it? Just a tap Just a tap and I am...
Posted by eff on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

So.... My friend and I, we will call her Flemily, were talking on IM while at work. She was telling me in FASCINATING flowery detail about how she had been holding her pee for so long that she thought...
Posted by eff on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:41:00 PST

I am the BIGGEST DORK Ever!!

The BIGGEST DORK Ever!!   Saturday was my company Christmas party but I will come back to that later&   THIS JUST IN!!!! It has recently come to my attention that at least one other person ...
Posted by eff on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:34:00 PST

Countdown

You know....   At first I thought that countdown to me being on a plane, thinking about clawing my way out was a good idea.... but now it is just freaking me out. YOU ARE FREAKING ME OU...
Posted by eff on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

IT WAS US!!!!

IT WAS US!!! EMILY AND I, WE DID IT!! WE PRANKED YOU SUCKA!!!!!
Posted by eff on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

No Subject

I am many things. "Maintstream" is not one of them.
Posted by eff on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

SPAM

Spam e-mail sure has changed since I was a kid...   That only you and I can know. Les deuxgrow hot in the parking lot, though theyreBlurring the terrain,My only thought is for what has Bronze the...
Posted by eff on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

Heart

My heart feels heavy today Like a stone inside my chest Not beating but knocking around Bruising, damaging Weighing down my lungs It's hard to breath I should be strong enough to carry it It is MY hea...
Posted by eff on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

This is me...

as a squirrel.
Posted by eff on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST