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squinkerbella

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am 100% grrrrl! Super villain by night and secret trader by day. My gift to the world is enraging the masses with mere words. I have a masters degree in pushing buttons. Halloween is every day to me so costumes and disguises galore are my fancy. I am completely turned on by anyone with a passion for art (of any kind) and sooooo not attracted to those who feel the need to share their sexcapades. It usually means they suck in bed. I love girly-girl sweet butterfly kisses and peppermint rainbow shit but, my dark side thrives on banging my head, flipping people off (while I still have the freedom to) and eating saurkraut covered hot dogs in front of fat people. No-carb diets piss me off! I think religion is a disorder. Anything that encompasses everything shouldn't be limited by mere words. Blah, blah, blah that's completely enough crap about me for you to know. To sum it up...I love everyone, you're next!

My Interests

anything that makes me laugh...hell, it could be YOU

I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS ONLY!!! Looking for love online is gag-worthy and reserved for ugly people.

Music:

.neo-goth, classic punk, freakatrance, detroit rap, whisky-covered country, etherial classic, heart-wrenching blues, spine-tingling opera, bloody-nose metal and anything with naughty words that i can sing really loud in the car with all the windows down to spaz-out the mini van full of squaws next to me.

Movies:

The Ghost & Mr Chicken, Cannonball Run, Clockwork Orange, RHPS, The Incredible Mr Limpett, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Bladerunner, Monty Python, Half-Baked, Dazed & Confused, Party Girl, Tank Girl, Enter the Dragon, MST3K, The Wall, R&J, Jackass, What the Bleep, Whitecastle, Team America, Kung Pow, Scary Movie I, II, III

Television:

Ick!

Books:

comic books, anything by Roman Dirge, Maya Angelou. Celestine Prophecy, America (J. Stewart), Einstein theories, Stephen Hawking (he may sound funny but that man is dangerously beyond his time) and anything from physics to metaphsyics

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Dalai Lama, Al Franken, Trey P & Matt S, Jane Pittman, Ani D, all religious deities, my Mom who still kicks ass like sally o'malley, my Dad who wore his heart on his sleeve and left this world too soon, all my crazy friends and acquaintances that teach me valuable lessons every moment and anyone else that stabs people with the truth

My Blog

Big, Bigger, Best

Truffles and biscotti and ice cream and pop tarts and cereal and cake and candy.These are a few of my favorite things.She sleeps now but, tomorrow Jabba the Kelli may rise again!
Posted by squinkerbella on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Outergalactic Catawampus

What kind of retirement package do you think Bob Barker will get?  I mean, damn he's been on tv since it was created for crying out loud.  Sorry, random streams of data just spilled out...
Posted by squinkerbella on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:15:00 PST

Mind Over Matter...

This expansion of thought was inspired by a truly beautiful person; a man that most people only know pieces of and are still awed, including myself.  He's a vicous Cap'n and a silly drinking budd...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exposed...

I have no fear of what comes next.  I know that life is impermanence and that I will constantly change...regardless of the difficulty. I have love in my heart that comes from a place far from phy...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

over the rain

confined to my castle the bars are wearing thin thought i wanted to save the world but really just wanted in got no one to blame, point fingers at, no one to take the fall tired of rhyming for your en...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sodom and gomorrah by thine eyes

so for anyone who doesn't really know me...i work graveyard shift at a gay and lesbian resort.  the things i've seen late at night on these small, grainy, b&w video monitors in the name of se...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for the 2 who chased away my demons...

05/28/96 ('rents & me wrote together ~ a twisted spin on mad libs, mad poetry, real, real, reeeeeeal mad) crazy like a motherfucker rush in the pretty yard, killed the neighbors first it wasn't ve...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM NOT GLENDA THE GOOD WITCH

It's night now and the feeling of desire has overcome me. Think I'll take a spell or two with me. Creeping into the dark suddenly brings me to life. Then, I spot the pack...as I get closer, they de...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jesus is coming on sunday, grab a bucket

GUARANTEED TO OFFEND (I hope anyway) Jesus is coming? I've got some nails. I can keep him up for the night. Ba-dump-bump. Finally, I've returned to my motherland and have detoxed from my stri...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death before dishonor

friends & i have been walking the streets today in the pouring rain with dorothy's tornado closing in; papering the area with LOST DOG signs. i'm soaked from head to toe with a broken heart and proba...
Posted by squinkerbella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST