Bryce - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i think it would be cooler if other people wrote this for you, collectively

excerpt from joe: "...bryce now resides in tacoma and has jumped 15 buses on a motorcycle, true story. also, he invented the can opener."

danny's: "bryce is a great, trusting bathroom bodyguard. when he gets crunk he may occasionally yell 'get crunk'. he also likes to dance with one hand on his belt and one hand in the air while banging his head."

denille's: "bryce is a renowned fan of jamster's infamous Crazy Frog and is also known to push little asians into child-sized pools of beer. never fear, bryce is here & is always at the rescue."

jon's: "my name is bryce, i live for bum-fights and long walks in the park......i also like break-dancing with kids who have down-syndrome! nipples."

anyone else have a contribution?

My Interests

supplements that aid in muscle hyperplasia

I'd like to meet:

a girl who looks good in sweatpants.

Music:

wilco, these arms are snakes, 13 + god, refused, brmc, ...trail of dead, dead meadow, at the drive-in, broken social scene, death from above 1979, zeppelin, cursive, eels, flaming lips, explosions in the sky, jimi hendrix, m83, four tet, the wrens

Movies:

fight club, children of men, pan's labyrinth, the royal tenenbaums, vanilla sky, the shining, old school, apocalypse now, kill bill

Television:

arrested development, house. i was raised by the simpsons.

Books:

atlas shrugged, right now.

Heroes:

ICE - bounty hunter/ party planner

My Blog

answer questions!!!

DO THIS!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7...
Posted by Bryce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my own wesley willis song

http://www.monzy.org/wesley/ Bryce by Wesley Willis You are the sweet king. You can really rock it out. I like you well. Bryce really whoops a camel's ass. BRYCE!!! BRYCE!!! BRYCE!!! ...
Posted by Bryce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST