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Uncle JoJo

How am I not myself?

About Me

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My Interests

Basketball. Cats. Music. Whatnot. Friends. Talking. Long walks on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Absolutely everybody. Even you. No... no. ESPECIALLY you.

Music:

...and you will know us by the trail of dead, all-american rejects, all-time quarterback, the american analog set, aqueduct, the arcade fire, azure ray, the beach boys, beethoven, benjamin gibbard (home ep), black rebel motorcycle club, blink 182, bloc party, the blood brothers, carissa's wierd, cat power, chromeo, coldplay, cursive, dalmations, dane cook (its audio?), the darkness, death cab for cutie, death from above 1979, dolour, elefant, elliot smith, the exploding hearts, explosions in the sky, the faint, the flaming lips, franz ferdinand, french kicks, holla, idiot pilot, interpol, iron and wine, johnny cash, keane, the killers, lost prophets, luke temple, magnet, manitoba, minus the bear, modest mouse, muse, my chemical romance, neil diamond, the notwist, nico, nick drake, phantom planet, postal service, pretty girls make graves, q and not u, queen, the raveonettes, rooney, roy orbison, the shins, stars, the stills, the streets, the strokes, these arms are snakes, thunderbirds are now!, the turn-ons, tv on the radio, U.S.E., the walkmen, weezer, wilco, wrens, yeah yeah yeah's

Movies:

Top Gun, Fight Club, Shaw Shank Redemption, Assablanca- A true Classic, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sushine of the Spotless mind, Adaptation

Television:

The OC, Scrubs, Simpsons

Books:

Harry Potter, Redwall Series, High Fidelity, The Hessian, Naked, Dress Your Family in Courderoy And Demin, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Guns Germs And Steel, The Modern Mind, Inside The Third Reich, The Catcher In The Rye, Holidays On Ice, The Burden Of Proof

Heroes:

Today's most original hero's, firefighters.

My Blog

my cat part two

So, I am fully embracing this whole, "guy who talks about his cat." See, not that I am the most attractive guy to begin with, but if I do attract a girl. I likely cant stand to be with her, just becau...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

The man the cat felt sorry for

As I was reading a book on the effects of the balfour declaration. my cat, mordecai, just went up and laid down right on my book, right where I was reading. I dont think cats can understand that logic...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

tonight was a good experience

I'm even sure if thats how you spell "experience". whatever. I had a good night. kissed a little, hugged a little, saw tons of old friends. well, maybe not friends, but people I havent seen in awhile....
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

chemical imbalances

I dont understand a lot of things about life. I dont understand why I cannot grasp things. I do not understand the logic in "have your cake and eat it too." see, for the longest time I was just f...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

The Alien Irony

I was thinking it would be really awesome if aliens came down to earth day. No one would know what for and "washington (DC)" would be ready for peace and war. The extremes would freak out for the wors...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:42:00 PST

a likely confession

At the end of 8th grade, a friend, robert ward. took me and jeff kalvelage to a blink 182 concert. at the end of that concert I did something I regret to this day. being just thirteen, I was young an...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:10:00 PST

Error Error: Does Not Compute

when I think about acting like a robot, all that comes to mind is being silly. I would get in a big box, use a magic maker to draw buttons and cut out a hole. Then I would walk around saying cool thin...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST

nobody mumbles anymore

what happened to the good ol' days when you could ask the creepy man-ape behind the deli counter for a sandwiche andhe would reply in a drunken hangover voice of, "wou wa would you lieke iiit on weat ...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:19:00 PST

priests

I think potential priests should have to do two things in order to become a priest. One: believe in god with all your heart. and two: take a lie detector test. Now the lie detector test can serve many...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:14:00 PST

Who I love.

Who do I love? I love Johnny Cash. I love him like a brother. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I ...
Posted by Uncle JoJo on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST